Imikhonzo Yonyaka Omnandi

Unyaka Omusha! Yeka inkulumo yemilingo, zingaki izifiso zangasese Futhi ithemba lokusasa lifihlekile ngokwalo. Ufuna kanjani ukwenza umhlangano wonyaka ozayo ungalibaleki. Akumangalisi ukuthi: "Indlela yokugubha uNyaka Omusha, ngakho uzoyisebenzisa." Ake sizame ukwenza lo mhlangano ujabule, uvutha futhi uyingqayizivele!

Isihlahla sesivele sigqoke, ukuhlanzwa jikelele kwenziwa , ama-saladi aqoshiwe futhi i-champagne ikhihliziwe ibhakede. Ama-Host, enhle futhi enhle, alinde izivakashi zawo. Kubonakala sengathi konke kuhlinzekwa ngenjabulo engenamfu, kodwa-ke, sikhohlwe ngalokho okuzosiza ukugcwalisa indlu yethu ngokuhleka nokuhle. Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo uyathokozisa - yilokho sonke esifuna ukuzwa namhlanje futhi sizinikele kubangane bethu nezihlobo zethu. Xhuma umcabango wakho, umuzwa wokuhlekisa, ukuhlakanipha kanye nakho konke ozothola.

Okubaluleke nakakhulu, uma uNyaka Omusha uhalalisela ukhiwa ngumuntu ovela kumabandla noma izivakashi, ngoba ngubani omunye owaziyo noma yikuphi ukungafani noma izici zalabo abakhona. Zizwa ukhululekile ukwenza izinkomba mayelana nokuziphatha noma umlingiswa walabo abakhona, ukushaya zonke izinhlobo zezimo kanye nezigameko ezimpilweni zabangane bakho. Ungakhathazeki ngempela ngomlolotelo, uma kubonakala sengathi awuphumelelanga ngempela. Akuyona inkinga! Into eyinhloko ukuthi ukuhalalisela uNyaka Omusha opholile kwakumnandi "futhi kumnandi". Awunayo iZhvanetsky noma i-Arcana, ngakho akudingeki ulingane nabo. Noma kunjalo, ungakhohlwa ngomqondo wokukhalipha: ukugxeka nokuhlambalaza akusizi ngalutho itafula lonyaka omusha, lapho abangane, izihlobo noma osebenza nabo bebuthene khona.

Uma le poetic muse ikushiye, ungaphelelwa ithemba, ukuhalaliswa konyaka omusha okupholile kungazwakala ku-prose. Zama ukungabi isikhathi eside, ngoba abantu bajabule futhi baphumule, futhi abalaleli imibiko. Ungasebenzisa ukuhalalisela izisebenzi ezitholakale zitholakale, manje ezishicilelwe ezinamba ezinkulu.

Njengendlela yokukhetha, cabanga ngesibonelo esilandelayo se -Eva Wonyaka Omusha. Lungiselela kusengaphambili esikhwameni somnyama zonke izinhlobo zezinto: i-toothpick, i-conodorant, i-condoms, nokunye. Mema omunye wezivakashi ukuchaza into, efakwe esikhwameni, njengesipho sikaNcibijane kumuntu othandekayo, umphathi noma ingane, ubophe isivakashi kusengaphambili ngamehlo. Labo abakhona babone indaba okubhalwa ngayo indaba futhi babuze imibuzo ehlobene nayo. Umlandeli akufanele aqagele okusemqoka. Ukuhleka kwe-Homeric siqinisekisa kuwe.

Ungase futhi, ngokubopha amehlo esithameli, umeme bonke abesifazane besimanje (hhayi nje kuphela) ukumanga, futhi kumele aqagele ukuthi ubani owamanga. Izivakashi zizokuthanda ngempela! Noma kunjalo, akunakwenzeka ukuthi uzothola noma yini engcono futhi enomtshisekelo ngaphezu kokuhalalisela kwakho, eyakhiwe futhi yasungulwa nguwe uqobo. Unyaka Omusha omuhle uyakwazisa - lokhu kuyi-invention yakho futhi, ngokuphindaphindiwe uzothola ukubonakala okungapheli kusukela eNyakeni Omusha.

Uma wena noma umndeni wakho ungavunyelwe ukuhlabelela amathalenta, khona-ke ungakwazi ukukhululeka ukwenza ama-funny kanye nezingoma ezihle. Isitayela somculo kuleli cala asidlali indima ekhethekile, hamba! Siyaqiniseka ukuthi amathalenta akho azokwaziswa. Kungenzeka ukuthi ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, ebusweni bakho, izwe liyaqaphela umculi omkhulu. Izintshisekelo Zonyaka Omusha Ezinhle zingabangela ukungahambi kahle. Ngokuvamile bajabule kakhulu kunalabo abalungiselelwe kusengaphambili, gcina ukhumbula ukuthi ugqozi alukwazi ukwehlisa. Kungcono ukulungele futhi ungakhathazeki ngakho, ngakho-ke uzoba nethuba elincane lokushaya ubuso bakho odakeni.

Ungakhohlwa ngemikhumbuzo encane yezivakashi, owalungiselela ngothando. Vumela izifiso zakho zonyaka omusha ezipholile zihlobene eduze nalezi zipho. Zama ukubashaya ifomu levesi, libophe ngeholide. Bhala izifiso kumakhadi omNyaka Omusha omuhle, ngoba ufuna "amaparele" akho alondolozwe umlando, futhi abangane nezihlobo baye bagcina inkumbulo yalo Mhlangano Wonyaka Omusha isikhathi eside. Sifuna nokukuhalalisela uNyaka Omusha omuhle futhi sifisa:

Ngonyaka omusha ongaphuthelwa,

Ihlaya futhi ujabule,

Futhi, ngokuqinisekile hhayi ukuba udakwe,

Hlola, ukuze ungalimazi

Futhi umzimba wawuphilile.

Injabulo, ukuthula nokuhle,

Futhi ukushisa komndeni!

Yiba nenhlanhla futhi ujabule, ungakhohlwa ngabathandekayo bakho njalo uhlanganyele ngokufudumele okudingekayo wonke umuntu okuzungezile.