Kumiswa, Imfundo yesibili nezikole
Izigcawu Funny at insimbi wokugcina (Libanga 9). Scenes at insimbi wokugcina othisha kuncike
Ukuphela grade 9 - isenzakalo esibalulekile kuzo zonke izitshudeni. Othile ke eshiya isikole, omunye iyaqhubeka izifundo zakhe, kodwa zonke guys bazizwa babenexhala amadala. Yingakho ukubaluleka sinjalo ubizo lokugcina.
Scenes ngesikhathi sokugcina insimbi Ibanga 9 (funny)
Kuwo wonke ukuqeqeshwa guys waba umeluleki - thishela ekilasini. Kwaba lokhu Uthisha uyazi kubo kangcono kunanoma ubani. Esikhathini ukulungiswa kuhanjiswa hhayi kungaba wakhe (it) ukuziba.
Inketho ezithakazelisayo kungaba izigcawu usocingweni zokugcina (Libanga 9) ngabaholi umfundi. Omunye wabo abekwe ngezansi.
Enkundleni ekilasini umhlobiso. A poster "Siyakwamukela, abaphothula .... ! Unyaka "ngoba etafuleni likathisha wahlala uthisha osekhulile - uthisha ekilasini, eHholo labo amadoda amatafula omdala futhi abesifazane. Abakwazi ukudlala kokubili begqoke abathweswe iziqu lanamuhla nabazali babo.
abafundi Owabe uqale ukukhumbula ngisesesikoleni.
- Marya, khumbula, yithina grade 6 inkinobho yakho esihlalweni kanye wabeka, futhi enye - wathela glue?
Thishela uyamamatheka, abaphothula elihlekayo merrily.
- Marya, futhi khumbula ukuthi sasifihla umagazini wethu, wena yayo amasonto angaphezu 2 ngifuna? Kusadingeka ke cishe wayencisha umklomelo.
Nalapha futhi, bonke iqala ukuhleka, nekutsi thishela usebente uyaqhubeka ukumamatheka edabukisayo.
- Marya, khumbula ukuthi e-grade 10, sabaleka esikoleni, futhi unyakaziswa igundane efile edeskini lakho?
Nalapha futhi, uhleko and smile uthisha abathweswe iziqu.
Khona-ke Uvuka, ulungisa izibuko zakhe, wathi:
- Futhi wena, ningabafundi bami bathandekayo, khumbulani, osebangeni 6th, ngafaka zonke Deuce lokulawula, yingakho you bukisa ngeviki ngemva kwesikole? Futhi uhambo lwethu lapho thina okuthiwa elahlekile? Kuyinto emva nje indaba wayenaye magazini. Futhi-ke, njengoba ngiye ophoqelelwe "War Nokuthula" amakhanda wonke ngekhanda, khumbula? Ngempela, kwaba fun.
Manje uthisha wahleka, ebuka ubuso bedidekile abafundi yakhe yangaphambili.
Lezi emincanyana kuyoba mnandi olukhulu izivakashi kanye ngokwabo kuso lesi sikole. Ngakho, sanquma ukuthi imfanelo esiyisibopho ukugubha kufanele kube izikeshi ucingo zokugcina (Libanga 9). othisha zesiFundo ucingo zokugcina okunabileko ukuthi okulungiselele abathweswe iziqu zabo.
Izigcawu ze ungumfundisi isiRashiya nezincwadi
Thishela lokuqala, babo ukhumbula yonke umfundi enguthisha wezobuchwepheshe isiRashiya nezincwadi.
Ucwaningo oluningi, dictations engapheli, izitatimende, tindzaba - konke mayelana izifundo esihlokweni esikoleni esikhulu. Yingakho kwezahlakalo okuhlekisayo uma ubizo lokugcina (Libanga 9) mayelana uthisha iqala isiRashiya.
Isithonjana 1.
- Popov, amazwi igama uhlobo "iKhabhinethi", "ihlathi", "Ekhaya", "Stocking".
- Ishadi Lezingubo Engingazigqoka, ukhuni, indlu - wesilisa, Stocking - zesifazane.
- Kazi, lapho Uyitholephi leyo?
- Nge ukuthi amasokisi are yodwa kosikazi.
Isithonjana 2.
- Krasnov, uyosongoza umusho namalungu eyohlobo.
- ehlathini, kwakungekho utshani, akukho izihlahla, akukho sezihlahla.
Isithonjana 3.
Thishela uchaza:
- Opposites - amagama nehlathululo okuphambene. Ngokwesibonelo, esikhathini eside - esifushane, okusheshayo - kancane, kulula - nzima. Vasilyev cabanga isibonelo.
Vasilyev uthi:
- ikati - inja.
- Kodwa kungani wathatha isinqumo sokuthi ke bomcondvophika?
- Indlela kungani? Ziyakwazi obuhlukile futhi njalo elwa.
Scenes othisha wezibalo kanye computer science
Lapho sebeqala baziqambela izigcawu ngesikhathi insimbi wokugcina (grade 9) othisha yesihloko izibalo kubo endaweni ekhethekile.
Isithonjana 1.
- Petushki, wena ekugcineni ngokulambisa wafunda ukubala kuya kweyishumi. Angikwazi ukucabanga lokho kuyoba ngemva kwesikole.
- Ijaji isibhakela, Natalia S ..
Isithonjana 2.
- Petrov, zicabange ephaketheni lakho kuyinto ruble 10, futhi ucele uPapa has 10. ruble Bangaki kuzodingeka?
- 10, u-Irina Sergeevna.
- Petrov! Ayikho ulwazi wezibalo!
- Ngiyesaba ke awunawo ulwazi mayelana ubaba.
Isithonjana 3.
- Pugovkin, bande amahlanu nesishiyagalombili.
- HELENA, ngiyavuma ukunikeza izimpendulo zemibuzo yakho kuphela khona ummeli wakhe.
Futhi ungathintana Ungakhohlwa mayelana nesayensi.
Isithonjana 1.
uthisha Isayensi engena umnyango umtapo futhi ubona ukuthi yezincwadi engekho. Wabuza abafundi lapho ekhona. Labo izimpendulo:
- Kuyinto archive.
Thishela waphikelela:
- Unzip, sicela.
Isithonjana 2.
- Pavel Sergeyevich, kwikhompyutha yami ubanjwe igciwane.
- Futhi wenzani?
- Thola zigonywe.
- Kuphi?
- ekhwapheni lakhe.
Izigcawu ze-biology othisha
izigcawu Funny ikholi sokugcina abafundi 9th grade kufanele anikezele futhi uthisha biology.
Isithonjana 1.
Thishela ubuta sifundo:
- Ukhona ongangitshela ukuthi yini umehluko phakathi komfula nolwandle?
Omunye umfundi waphendula:
- Ngesikhathi mfula amabhange ezimbili, nolwandle - eyodwa nje.
Isithonjana 2.
- Lepeshkin kungani abantu isimiso sezinzwa?
- Ukuze uthole novalo, uLidiya.
Isithonjana 3.
- Soft, ucabanga, okuyinto ithunyelwa inyoni ne straw ngoqhwaku?
- Ibha cocktail, u-Irina Sergeevna.
Scene othisha IsiZulu
izigcawu Funny at insimbi wokugcina (Libanga 9) mayelana IsiZulu athokozise bonke ababekhona. Isibonelo izithonjana enjalo ethulwa ngezansi.
Ingabe ukuhlolwa English. Mfundisi zinyenyeza:
- Absolutely anazi lutho .. Yini kungaba lula kangaka ukucela .. Well ... Yini iyinhloko-dolobha ye-Great Britain ?
Kuboshwe umfundi buthule. Mfundisi uthola sezinzwa:
- Awu, igama inhlokodolobha yase-Great Britain?
- Bucharest.
Mfundisi ngokucasuka:
- Cha! London! Ababili! Ake olandelayo kuyofika!
Kuboshwe umfundi uya ehholo omunye embuza:
- Awu, lokho afuna ukuyicela kimina?
Uyachaza kuye ukuthi ucele inhlokodolobha British, futhi kumelwe uphendule ngokuthi inhloko-dolobha - lena London. It unikeza intombazane engangifunda nayo:
- Ngivumele ingabe ishidi ukukopela on ematheni Glue, uma kwenzeka nje - "Lan Dani".
Endleleni eya ekilasini indlwana unstuck.
Thishela utsi osanda kufika:
- Woza e, ngenani! Umbuzo wami uwukuthi: "Uyini inhlokodolobha yase-Great Britain?"
Kuboshwe umfundi ngokushesha nje nhla at ematheni lwayo wabe esephendula ngokuqiniseka:
- Adidas.
Ngaphezu kwalokho, izigcawu ngesikhathi insimbi wokugcina (grade 9) othisha kungase kuhilele iDemo mpendulwano ezihlekisayo.
Isithonjana 1.
Umama nendodakazi Ukukhuluma. Indodakazi uyabuza:
- Umama, ithi "letijabulisako".
Umama wadida:
- Kungani? Kuyini imayelana nani?
- Awu, yini umahluko? Vele ukuphinda zonke, kungekho nzima.
- Kungani kufanele mina ukuphinda Okwamanje akukacaci ukuthi yini? Ngeke!
- Yilokho kuphela! Khona-ke kungani enze kimi ukufunda isiNgisi?
Isithonjana 2.
- Awu kukhona England? Kube nezinkinga ulimi?
- ngingenzi, kodwa British babe ...
Scene for geography othisha
Abafundi ekhuphuka nge skits ezihlekisayo ekuhambeleni zokugcina (grade 9), ngicela ungadluli usuke nokuma kwezwe othisha.
Isithonjana 1.
- nesikaPetru, yini oyaziyo iPanama Canal?
- Akukho, uLidiya, antenna bethu awusebenzi ukubamba.
Isithonjana 2.
Thishela uchaza isihloko, isitshela indaba New Guinea.
Kuboshwe umfundi icacisa:
- Ngakho kukhona ihlobo njalo?
'Uthi uMfundisi:
- Yebo.
Umfundi uyakhululeka:
- Lucky. iholide okuPhakade.
Isithonjana 3.
- ngezinyawo, uma abakwazi ukungitshela inhlokodolobha Argentina?
- Ngiyaxolisa, noJuliya, kodwa angazi.
Scenes othisha yomlando kanye nomphakathi
Ukwenza imidwebo ekuhambeleni zokugcina (Libanga 9) izifundo, abafundi ungakhohlwa mayelana nebafundzisi ezomlando nesayensi nomphakathi. Nasi yesehlakalo ezincane, okungase wagqoka kusihlwa gala.
Thishela ucala uhlole umsebenzi wesikole.
- Ngakho, isifundo zokugcina sakhuluma Napoleon. Sicela Sinichkina ukungitshela ukuthi yikuphi okukhumbulayo.
Kuboshwe umfundi ngikweluleke wasukuma wathi:
- ULydia Y., kungani ngilaleleni? Ake Napoleon ekutshela ngaye.
Mfundisi ukumangala:
- Kodwa kanjani wena ukucabanga ke?
Sinichkin ngeqholo uyaphendula:
- Futhi manje sizoba a seance, shayela kukaNapoleon ukubuza konke.
Thishela uyavuma bonke zizungeze itafula. Sinichkin iqala ukubiza Napoli, ubani ngemva kwemizuzwana embalwa ivela ekhoneni ekilasini kulesi sigqoko abadumile cocked futhi izwi sepulchral uthi:
- igama umyalo koMbusi ukubeka Sergey Sinichkina "5" ngonyaka yomlando.
Mfundisi bethukile:
- Imperial lakho Highness .. Kodwa .. Akazi lutho ngale ndaba .. Kukhona kimi izwi lakho elizwakala ngayo ajwayelekile ... Kodwa kungani egijima izicathulo?
Ngokushesha eza uNapoleon, edwengula cocked futhi ifunda Lisichkina.
Thishela wajabula ukusho:
- Ngakho Lisichkin. Vele ningakholwa ... Awu, ake uqhubeke ingxoxo yethu.
Zonke futhi zahlala zazungeza itafula futhi thishela utsi:
- Calling abazali Sinichkina futhi Lisichkina.
Umuntu udidekile obhekene ngozi ukuhleka ofunda ukuqedela yesehlakalo.
Ungase futhi beat ezimbalwa izingxoxo ezikhuthazayo ezimfushane ezikhuluma ngendaba ezomlando nesayensi nomphakathi.
Isithonjana 1.
UMfundisi:
- Little Johnny, ukuthi Knights yizicukuthwane ukwenzani nabaphikisi abhubhe na?
Little Johnny uyaphendula:
- Ukubuyisela laqaqwa, u-Irina Sergeevna.
Isithonjana 2.
- Ngakho, njengoba ngafakaza kuwe kwisifundo zokugcina, silawule namuhla.
- A wokubala kungasetshenziswa, Marya Ivanovna?
- Kungenzeka, Little Johnny, unga.
- A protractor?
- Sicela, Little Johnny, empilweni. Ngakho bhala isihloko "Izwe okungokomoya yomuntu."
Scenes othisha physics kanye ne-chemistry
Ukwenza imidwebo ekuhambeleni zokugcina (Libanga 9), lacala baziqambela lwesigameko eside ngaphambi iholide, asinakulishalazela yimiphi othisha. Ngezansi kukhona ongakhetha ezithonjana othisha physics kanye ne-chemistry.
Physics sifundo.
Thishela iqala poll:
- Ngakho, ake ngikhiphe ukukulalela. Ngikhumbuze ukuthi Archimedes 'isimiso.
A umfundi afunde izimpendulo:
- Umzimba afakwa ketshezi, kuyoba extrude ivolumu isisindo okulingana emzimbeni.
Losers zakhuza umhlola:
- umthetho Kasibili okungalungile! Kugcine Ngahlola ngokwakhe!
Mfundisi nesithakazelo:
- Wozani, imininingwane ake, uBob, uyini ukuyenza?
Losers uthi:
- Awu, efana nokuthi yini? umzimba siqu egxilile okugeza okusamanzi 4 h ngahlala sekukhona, simisiwe.
- Usosayensi okufanele asolwe?
- Kushiwo ngamuphi umqondo ukuthi yini? Lapha ungivumele kuphela ziyokuwa, ngizobuya ngomzamo owenzayo!
Umfundi elahlekile ukubekezela:
- Wenzeni?
Losers ephendula:
- Awu, ngathululela amanzi abe okugeza, lagibela ke ...
Class ngoma:
- Futhi ???
Losers uthi:
- omakhelwane enyukela wamemeza ethi natekla lonke ichibi nge ophahleni yabo!
Mfundisi ngenjabulo:
- Yilokho kuphela! Futhi lokho kulandela kulokhu?
Losers icasukile uthi:
- Yini ake Archimedes yena futhi manje okwenza ukulungiswa!
Umfundi ibonisa Ulimi:
- Yebo, ukushisa, awazi lutho physics!
Lo thisha, futhi ephendukela nezinye Abanqotshiwe:
- Zaitsev, kahle, okungenani lutho khumbula? Ngemva ukuhlolwa ukuthatha uya?
Losers Okwesibili ezolile izimpendulo izwi:
- Konke engikukhumbulayo ukuthi HELENA, nje angazi lutho!
Mfundisi uyakhululeka:
- Cha, awukwazi ukukhuluma nawe! Bobabili uthola phezu Deuce. Kusasa ulinde wonke umuntu ukuhlola ukuhlolwa!
Mfundisi usole:
- Ngaso sonke isikhathi ukubhala phansi umsebenzi wakho wesikole? Ngikugeze.
Losers ephendula:
- Linda! Ngisalalele hhayi ikopishwe ngokuphelele lesi sithombe!
Mfundisi besambathekile:
- Lena akuyona isithombe, nxazonke, futhi ifomu isakhi Halogen.
Losers, okwenza ubuso bahlushwa:
- Yebo, lokho ifomula? Kumane "ibhokisi elimnyama" umdwebi Repin!
Mfundisi ukumangala:
- Yilokho brilliant ngakho?
Losers uyakhululeka:
- Ukuthi Bhayibheli ucacile.
Mfundisi izwi udumazeke
- Awu, wena, njengoba ngaso sonke isikhathi, kuncike ezifundwa Deuce.
A dvoechnitsy izwi ne batch zakamuva:
- Futhi uma ngifuna "lemihle kakhulu"?
Thishela waphendula:
- Awu, ufuna ezinhlanu, bhala kithi formula ETHYL utshwala.
- Ngidinga nezinye ithiphu. Sawubona, ugogo, abaningi bathi formula ETHYL utshwala ke umbuzo wami amahlanu ixazululwe.
Ugogo uthi:
- Ngakho Angazi amakhemikhali nokusebenzelana kwawo, umzukulu. Tse ezimbili ..
Dvoechnitsa ngokudabukisayo iphindwa:
- Tse ezimbili.
Mfundisi ilindele ukuqhubeka:
- Ngakho-ke lokho?
Dvoechnitsa omela izwi uyaqhubeka ukubuza ugogo wakhe:
- Babulechka wena cishe ukuyichaza, zama ukukhumbula ngaphezulu!
Ugogo uthi:
- Yini khona ukukhumbula, ngiye wakhumbula kakade, njengoba abaningi kahlanu!
Umfundi uyabuza:
- Njengoba okuningi njengoba ezinhlanu?
Mfundisi izwi qina uthi:
- Kunjalo! n-2, i-Al-5.
Dvoechnitsa:
- Oh!
Mfundisi, nodding ekhanda lakhe;
- Awu, cishe! c-2, i-Al-5, ku - umlotha. Kulungile, uthola emihlanu phezulu nge lokususa.
Scene ngoba imfundo othisha ngokomzimba
Yiqiniso, akukho izigcawu ikholi zokugcina (grade 9) Ngeke uphathe ngaphandle umzimba wakho ozithandayo.
School insimbi izindandatho. Enkundleni, e nezemidlalo, emi umfundi Pugovkin kuvelela. uthisha imfundo Physical kuziwa ejimini, wangcwatshwa umagazini, futhi wathi, ngaphandle ebheka phezulu:
- Siyakwamukela! Class, iyahambelana! Omunye-pay!
Pugovkin, kokuqalaza, wathi:
- Omunye.
Misa okwesikhashana. Mfundisi Ubheka, ubona kungekho muntu omunye futhi ngendlela esongelayo:
-Taaak, futhi lapho kukhona abanye? Mooch, eh?
Pugovkin bethukile:
- Cha, akukho, Valery Semenovich, banezizathu ezinhle.
Lo thisha, futhi akukho ngaphansi esongelayo:
- ngenhlonipho, wena uthini na? Come on, okusheshayo zonke lapha!
Pugovkin uyagijima aphume ejimini futhi kamuva umzuzu wabuya yekufundza kubo bonkhe bafundzi.
Mfundisi incoma Pugovkina:
- Wenze kahle, Pugovkin. Manje siyaqonda. Ungowukuqala, kulula. Lapho ifomu?
Easy-to-impendulo:
- Mela, kusihlwa -yimi umatise futhi hung ke ukuze yome ocingweni. Kungazelelwe, aphume ndawo, kwakukhona inja enolaka, futhi zonke lezi zindaba.
Mfundisi besambathekile:
- Yebo, ngiyaqonda, kodwa lapho kocingo, ngoba uhlala phansi 7th? Nokho, yonke into icacile nawe. Pho, wena uthini, Petrov?
Petrov uthi:
- Oh, mina ubuhlungu eqakaleni yami izolo. Lokho kulungile .. kwesokunxele .. Nokho, ngokuvamile, kokubili ..
Othisha baqonde izwi:
- Sula. Yini wena Simoni? Too iqakala ubuhlungu?
Ngamabomu USimon uthi:
- Cha, enginakho umphimbo obuhlungu.
Mfundisi ithoni esolisayo:
- Sore emphinjeni ke ... Ngakho-ke, ngebhandeshi ngomlenze wakhe, huh?
Simon baphendula ngokushesha:
- Nuuuu, yena ngesinyelela ke .. ..
Thishela unqekuzisa ikhanda futhi uthi:
- Awu, kahle. Shishkov, kanjani wena uya sasiyobe sisho ukuthini?
Shishkov ithoni Ungadliwa:
- Mela, Valery Semenovich, kimi izolo abafana 11 "A" kusho ukuthi wenze namuhla ngeke kusaba khona esikoleni. Yini kushiyelwa umncintiswano yokuzijwayeza!
Othisha izimpendulo bayamangala:
- Oh, wow ... .. aqanjiwe Gimnatika efanayo .. Nokho, njengoba Vorobyev lokho?
Ondlunkulu absently:
- Ngididekile manje izinsuku. I Thought ngoLwesithathu, kodwa kwaba ngoLwesine. Mina ngisho izincwadi ngoLwesithathu ulilethele, Ngizokubonisa.
Mfundisi ithoni qina
- Khona-ke, lonke ikilasi ngenxa ukuntuleka ifomu ukubeka "ezimbili". Manje ohlezi, thina ngakhipha notebook bese ubhala isihloko "isimiso sansuku zonke."
Pugovkin udidekile:
- Valery Semenovich, kodwa lokho Ngingubani mina?
Mfundisi udidekile:
- Oh, yebo, Pugovkin. Futhi, uhlelo, egijima ukuwela 2 amakhilomitha.
Scenes othisha Ubuciko Nobuchwepheshe
izigcawu Funny at insimbi wokugcina (grade 9) Ngeke uphathe ngaphandle kokukhuluma Ubuciko izifundo.
Izingane ahlale kumadeski wabo futhi ngenkuthalo ukudweba. Thishela uhamba phakathi imigqa, amasheke ukusebenza. Kukushkin eyeka edeskini futhi uyabuza:
- Kuyinto ukuthi akha?
Kukushkin ephendula:
- Like ukuthi? Vase. Wena ngokwakho ebuzwa.
- Yini Ngabuza, lapho ngikhumbula. Angiqondi ukuthi yini wahosha.
- Awu, u-Olga, kuyinto vase! Vele ngakho ngiyabona. Ungumculi, une ukungiqonda.
'Uthi uMfundisi:
- Ake idayari.
Azithulele kuthatha idayari ubeka Deuce. Kukushkin kuyinto thukuthele:
- Deuce? Ngoba kwenzenjani?
Thishela uyaphendula:
- Yiziphi, Petru, akusiwona ezimbili, kungcono ezinhlanu. Vele ngakho ngiyabona.
Scenes ngesikhathi sokugcina insimbi Ibanga 9 (funny) kuyoba indawo kwato tonkhe tifundvo. Ubuchwepheshe iyathinteka.
Ubuchwepheshe uthisha ukuhlukumeza ekilasini:
- Ngubani aphula plywood? Ngiyanicela, phendula!
Abafundi ume, amakhanda ekhotheme. Ekugcineni, omunye ethi:
- Kungani plywood? Use- ingilazi?
Thishela ngolaka:
- Glass nami kusile. Ngafaka ipulangwe. Ngesikhathi esidlule ukubuza umbuzo, ababa wahlephula plywood?
Ngakho, ungakha ezihlukahlukene izigcawu ekuhambeleni zokugcina (Libanga 9). Isimo - isimo bejabule - okukhulu, abafundi, othisha kanye nabazali - enhle, nenhle, ujabule. Kufanele ngifane kusihlwa gala anikezelwe Ekupheleni kwebanga le-9.
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