Funny skits loNyaka Omusha. Funny skits loNyaka Omusha ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme

Lo mcimbi kuzokwenzeka ezithakazelisayo uma funny izigcawu azofakwa iskripthi. On koNyaka Omusha ezifanele ukudlala njengoba ukusebenza pre-ezilungiselelwe futhi alandwa, futhi emincanyana ngokurhaba. Ungaxhuma umdlalo ngokwabo kanye nezivakashi. Funny skits loNyaka Omusha kuyoba yimpumelelo uma izindaba zabo ziqala ukuba ubudala abadumile inganekwane ngendlela entsha.

inhlangano Improvisation

Uma inkampani noma ukugujwa ngokwanele uninhibited yenzeka iqembu elikhulu, udlala miniature ngaphandle ukuqeqesha nezethameli ngeke kube nzima. Improvised skits ezihlekisayo loNyaka Omusha angase futhi zibandakanya ukwenza eminye imisebenzi epholile. Kufanele kube yingxenye thumbnail iskripthi.

Ngaphambi kokuba uqale ukudlala izigcawu okuhlekisayo kufike uNyaka Omusha, iholidi ehamba phambili inikeza ngokuba abaculi, ukuya maphakathi ikamelo noma esiteji. Khona-ke kukhona draw, ngenxa lapho abadlali kukhona izindima zabo. Amahlaya itholakala lokuthi ukuthi indima yendoda ungathola yonke ubulili fair, futhi okuphambene nalokho. Improvised skits funny on uNcibijane abafundi futhi ngokuvamile babe nempumelelo enkulu.

Isiteji zokubhukuda

Lokho ithole abadlali amanothi amagama izindima zabo: igundane, shorty, rat-Georgian Hamster-Latvian ongumlimi. Ngemva kwalokho, ucelwa ukuba agqoke futhi wagqoka ngubo esiteji. Ngenxa yale njongo, pre-ukulungiselela itafula, lapho zokubhukuda ko.

Akubalulekile ukuba asondele izingubo nokulungiselela esigabeni kakhulu ngokucophelela kakhulu. Enough ukunikela abaculi kumane kungamanye imininingwane kuyoba umlingisi liyabonakala endimeni yakhe. Ngokwesibonelo, amagundane Ungabeka okukhulu cap Georgian nge visor bese udweba ezinkulu amadevu abamnyama. Mouse-shorty uphelele isiketi Fluffy, like a tutu, futhi njengoba ukwakheka, kuzodingeka ezakha lipstick egqamile.

Inganekwane esekelwe "Fly Ngesibindi kuyachwaza"

Ukukhetha ezihlekisayo skits loNyaka Omusha, lo yesakhi iskripthi kungenzeka ukhetha ukuba kube owaziwa indaba zezingane. Ungakwazi ukwenza "Fly Ngesibindi kuyachwaza", esikhundleni izinambuzane nezilwane ezincane. abadlali amagama izingcezu ephrintwa ngaphambili futhi banikezwe kubahlanganyeli ngqo ngaphambi kokuba uqale ukudlala phandle funny izigcawu in the Year New. Corporate kuyoba ehlelekile uma idrayivu kuzosiza esihlelwe kusengaphambili ubuso kanye nabagqugquzeli imvunulo Abaklami abajwayele esiqintini kwengoma.

Qala mini-play. Ukuhoxa Igundane Georgian

Qala zonke izigcawu okuhlekisayo uma New Year 2014 iqembu yenkampani ngenqwaba yamagama, kanye nabalingisi ngokuhamba ngokufunda kwakhe kufanele ezihlekisayo ukwenza isenzo embhalweni:

- mouse-mouse-shorty

Igundane wangena phansi usofa,

Mouse uthole uhlamvu lwemali.

Igundane wangena "Carousel"

Ngayithenga "Mazhitel".

Mouse-shorty:

- Hey, izilwane ezincane, woza!

Yebo izipho ukuletha.

Ake baphuze futhi bacule, umdanso,

Ngo imidlalo ezahlukene ukudlala,

Ngokuvamile - ukugubha unyaka omusha omuhle!

Moderator:

- Ukuthi kuziwa igundane

Mpunga Rat-Georgians.

Mouse-shorty

Inikeza tangerine.

Amagundane Georgians:

- Daraga devochka yami!

Kufanele ulidle

Kwaphela isigamu ngomzuzu! bese

Thola izindaba ezinhle!

Imincintiswano phakathi izithonjana

Funny skits loNyaka Omusha kuyoba onamandla angaphezu, uma ngokuhamba izivakashi zabo uzophinde iqhaza imincintiswano ehlukahlukene. Ngakho-ke, umkhuthazi kufanele okwamanje ukumenywa iqhaza emncintiswaneni abantu embalwa. Umncintiswano "Ngubani ngokushesha uyodla a tangerine" e kukahulumeni ngokuvamile uya ngokushesha kakhulu futhi ujabule. Owinile angabakhulula ezihlekisayo umklomelo, ezifana ngenothi izinkanyezi ezihlekisayo ngonyaka ozayo. Ingabe izinkinga umsebenzi, ukunikela ababeqhudelana babe tangerine ngesivinini, kodwa izandla ziboshelwe ngesemuva kwakhe.

muzhichka Ukuhoxa Hamster-Latvian

Umholi uyaqhubeka:

- Ukuze umzila Georgian

Kwakuyisikhathi hamster,

Slow, ezolile

ongumlimi Latvian.

Lemon baletha isipho

Futhi wathi amagama ...

Hamster-Latvian ongumlimi:

- Wena, Mouse-shorty

Awukwazi ukuba omunye!

Lemon kudingeka uthathe intokazi,

Ukuze pokoldovat,

Mina uzokwazi ukufundisa,

Indlela ukuthola umyeni.

Beka ekhanda lakho

Lemon - musa ukulahla!

Futhi amenze emathangeni ezintathu

Emhlabeni etafuleni. Bheka!

Kufanele manje umshanelo

Futhi ... gxuma kuso!

Ngaphandle kwalokhu, umngane,

Asikwazi inkatho!

Wena poskachesh eduze amatafula,

"Hurray!", Ukumemeza. lapho

Umculo uphazamiseke -

Umyeni ubambe ke!

Yokugcina yesehlakalo izithonjana

Ngemva ezihlekisayo voodoo magic Mouse ophoqelelwe ukudansa tango nendoda phambi okuyinto wayeka ekupheleni umculo. Ungaqhubeka ukudlala futhi unikele "likwenza" indoda ethile, izintokazi more ezimbalwa izivakashi.

Khona umninindlu uyaqhubeka efunda umbhalo lembhali:

- kwezintathu wathi

Yiqiniso, Santa Claus.

Yena igundane shorty

Uqweqwe alethwe.

Kodwa uqweqwe akuyona elula,

Kungani ukusho lutho.

Diploma soma mass

Umkhulu kunganikeza kude!

It kuvela Santa Claus kanye umculo uqala pha bonke diploma funky. Kungaba imibhalo iziqu, nokwamukela amakhono ongaziwa: "abilisiwe, okuthosiwe, iyisitshulu usawoti ngaphandle ukuqunjelwa okwalandela Wabasaqalayo besifazane," "ekolishi Medical nge ukuchema kuzo ezolimo kanye nemfundo eyengeziwe pedagogical bafazi abombutho", "yezombangazwe Economic University emva-dinner izingxoxo nokuphikisana egumbini ukubhema. "

Izigcawu ze abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme

Abafundi amakilasi eziphezulu , futhi, kungaba ukunikela ukusebenza iDemo ukudlala ngaphandle nokulungiselela. Futhi efanelekayo Inganekwane endala ngendlela entsha, ikakhulukazi uma ngesakhiwo ehlangene izifundo esikoleni. Okunjalo skits ezihlekisayo loNyaka Omusha ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme zekhava kuthi akufane KVN. Kodwa futhi kusukela izithonjana zangaphambi alandwa akufanele lenqabe.

ukusebenza iDemo ehlobene nepilo esikoleni, abafundi zibonakala njalo inzalo kuqiniswa. Ngakho-ke, izigcawu funniest onyakeni omusha ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme zihlale yibo kudlalwa ngobuqili namaqhinga abafundi lazy futhi abanganaki ukuze alifundisi lolu daba, kodwa ukuze uthole impendulo for amaphuzu aphezulu.

"I Tale of Golden Fish" ngendlela entsha ngoba abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme

Moderator:

- umemezele 11 "A" ekilasini, okuyinto izobanjelwa kusasa Ladder sezincwadi. Ngakho Cabangisisa Maxim Abanqotshiwe onjengaye lokhu situeyshn uhambe uyokwenza. Ephuma emifuleni futhi waqala uchofoze yegolide ...

ubukhulu:

- Indlela ukusetha-off kuyinto, eh? It is hhayi ahlinzekwa, stopudovo! Ngakho, ngaphambi ukuhlolwa ngeke sivumele, kanye iyunivesithi uyozishisa nge ilangabi okwesibhakabhaka, bese ibutho ... Oh, angifuni ukuthi! Mhlawumbe yegolide ucingo ukuthi mina, ngisho nalapho enkulisa wahamba lapha aquarium akhululwe? Zama ... Hey, izilwane eziphila emanzini nasezweni! Noma ungaphenduki ... Hey, vodoplavnaya! Kafushane, cheshuehvostaya! Nqamula ngokushesha lapha! Hhayi oseyili okuthile ... Kulungile, ngamtshela manje insipho izothumela umlayezo! Kuphela ikheli lokho? Lapha ukuthola!

Fish, inotiyela:

- Ikheli lami "Inja Fish-sea-dot-ru" ... Lokhu, Maxim Abanqotshiwe, Ngithathe isifiso sakho agcwaliseka okokuqala!

Maxim:

- Wow, lokho pancake ne jam! Wena ake izinhlanzi musa ukuntanta kude okwamanje, ngizobuya yesibili wish'm ukuqagela. Kafushane, ngifuna ... (Whispers) Nokho, mina ngeke, ngifisa kule Ladder oyisiphukuphuku ukuchitha ... (loudly) Wozani, inhlanzi enkulu, make me umongameli!

Fish (ngobuso):

- Yebo, futhi umbusi kolwandle ungafuni ukuba, nokuthi ngiye ngama ukhonza emagcekeni?

Maxim:

- Kuyinto, efana, inhloko eposini kolwandle? Cha, angifuni! Ake umongameli!

fish:

- Wathi, "Ake umongameli!" - Ukuthi ngayithola.

Kusukela ekusithekeni uya umongameli. Maxim:

- Oh, ubani lo? Vladimir Vladimirovich yena?

- Yebo, kungcono kimi. Futhi ungubani, nganoma iyiphi indlela Abanqotshiwe? Futhi, kubonakala sengathi, wayefuna ukubona umengameli? Oh, une kimi namuhla 105. yegolide Iningi bahlukunyezwa Ngisite tsine ... (ihlala phansi, abesesula izithukuthuku ebunzini lakhe nge iduku). Futhi kimi ngoba namuhla nomunye umhlangano we Council of Ministers ukuya ke e-Afrika ukundiza zosizo - iziqukathi amaphela wethu omisiwe ... Obama, futhi, ekuphenduleni unswinyo kudingeka "imbuzi ubuso" bonisa, kangangokuthi ngamasiko kwaba kutebuncusa. Kodwa uma, Maxim kholwa yimi, kwakuba nezikhathi lapho ngangihlala ngenjabulo esikoleni, sengathi wagijima ... Ake sishintshe Abanqotshiwe: Ngingumfana endaweni yakho, futhi - kwesami?

Maxim:

- Cha, akukho, uVladimir Vladimirovich, mina ukuba ngokwami ufuna! Ukwenqena kimi nge amaphela omisiwe undize uye Afrika!

fish:

- Ukuthi chudnenko! Kwenziwe futhi isifiso lwesithathu!

Maxim:

- What I isiwula am, zonke izifiso 3 Yeka ukuphangwa kwethu! Futhi babe kakhulu ukufundisa izincwadi ... Kodwa kanye iqala!

Scene "Gin futhi Abanqotshiwe"

Njengoba "Evgeniem Oneginym", abafundi baqale sokumazi kakade ne-grade 7. Kungalokho kuqakathekile ukwakha indaba ezincanyana esekelwe impahla yekharikhulamu. izigcawu funny kakhulu in the Year New ebangeni 7 ungathola uma uhlanganise ndawonye izihloko ezimbalwa esikoleni.

Scene iqala ngengxoxo gin futhi Maxim Dvoechnikova. Le nsizwa ucela umngani wakhe omusha ukumsiza uphendula ekilasini biology - ekhaleni ekupheleni semester, kubalulekile ukuze alungise leso simo.

- Ngibuze Raisa Vitalievna qiniseka, yena wayethembise! Lapha isigaba uya ukuze uthumele kimi ngengqondo, ukuqonda?

- Ngiyitholile ku, Max, mina nomngane wami master! Mina ngizakwenza njengokwelizwi lakho ungibuze!

Iqala esifundweni, uthisha engena ekilasini futhi uthi biology of namuhla indawo izincwadi. Wabe uletha ibhodi Maxim emcela ukuba embule umfanekiso Onegin. Maxim uqala ukulandisa ukuthi:

- Eugene Onegin ... The Aristocrat dolobha owayehlala Petersburg - ke umfana flinches futhi ngephimbo elifanayo drones (okufana umphumela we-telepathy). - umzimba wakhe yakhiwa eduze uxhumana ukhunta kanye ulwelwe ... Kuyinto linesizotha kakhulu, ngakho kungaba sisinde emathafeni ase-futhi ogwadule, ngisho edwaleni eliyinyabule ...

Thishela wamangala ukubheka Maxim:

- Abanqotshiwe, wena uphile kahle? Okuthile impendulo yakho ... a strange! kungcono ikhanda lakho kanjani?

- Ngingumfana enempilo! Ikhanda lami ukuze, kodwa (futhi, umfana flinches bese ihamba kuya okuyisidina ukulandisa okokufundisa umbhalo) umzimba - thallus lapho ukhunta yisinanakazana ku ulwelwe ... Lokhu kubizwa Symbiosis mutualistic. Nokho, ukutholakala ngaphakathi amaseli algal Haustorium - mushroom amahlumela - kwafakazela okuphambene: kuba alga udonsa Izidumbu ukhunta, futhi silwanyana! - Maxim shudders futhi, kuza ekuphileni futhi uphendukela uthisha. - Kwangathi mina kangcono ngikuxoxele Tatyana Larina?

- Awu, Max, ukungitshela ...

- Tatiana - imvelo ucezu, Pushkin liwubiza ngokuthi enhle emnandi ... (shudders) Ngaphandle-ke kunenani besilisa ... Ekwindla yena esenza umfece of cobwebs futhi ebeka amaqanda kuwo ...

uthisha:

- Zonke lokho kwanele, Abanqotshiwe, adlale ngathi! Hlala phansi, ukubala!

Losers siphela ku ephasishi, wagijima gin futhi ushaya kuye ekhanda incwadi:

- Uneminyaka isiwula, i-gin! Futhi telepathy oyisiphukuphuku yakho!

Gene ukudansela isiginci sakhe Max izifundo futhi bob ikhanda wakhe ngala mazwi:

- Isiwula! Fundisa - ngaphambi kokuthi wazi, uzoba umfundi omuhle kakhulu!

Izindaba izincwadi zezingane njengesisekelo esikoleni emincanyana

Ukulungisa izigcawu funny in the Year New 6 ekilasini, ungakwazi sithathe funny tindzaba letimfisha, amahlaya bese uzama ukudlala nabo. Zingase zibekwe emincanyana ku ingqikithi esikoleni. Ingabe izindaba ephelele, esichazwa Victor Dragoon, isibonelo, indaba "The ezinkulu emfuleni American" noma "umlilo Lodge, noma axhaphaze eqhweni." By the way, lezi izindaba efanayo ujike kahle ibe iziqephu ezihlekisayo Year New walesigaba 5th.

Ungacabanga zonke emlandweni wayo, okuyinto kuyoba ngokohlelo lweSitatimende izimo zangempela - ke iyoba isenzakalo esivelele holidi.