Izibuyekezo mayelana amakati social network

Ubani akawuthandi amakati? Kunzima ukuthola umuntu onjalo. Izilwane ezifuywayo ukunikeza injabulo yomuntu, induduzo ekhaya futhi ikhono othile anakekele. Esihlokweni isimo okukhethwa kukho ukuxhumana nomphakathi mayelana amakati - intandokazi wonke amantombazane ngisho amadoda.

Izibuyekezo mayelana amakati ezihlekisayo

Ukuthinta, ubuqili, futhi unothando futhi ukudlala. Uma noma It is esigama isilwane cat. Ngokuvamile ezihlekisayo, kodwa njalo luthando ukhuluma ngani ubasi wakhe. Phela, ukuletha isilwane ubuka - iwukuba ube real, ayimi antidepressant.

• "Mina bazizwa futhi like empini, lapho lami ikati yangasese".
• "Uyazi ukuthi yini uthando olungenamkhawulo? Yilokho Ikati lami akazi."
• "Uma isilwane sakho edwengula up sangemuva futhi uRips kwesihenqo, uyazi - une ukunambitheka embi A cat kubonakale kakhulu.."
• "Ukuze uthole cat akukho avaliwe iminyango."
• "Ungalokothi ikati mewed ephendula, uma ungafuni ukubheka wena, muntu ukuzenza uhlanya."
• "Ikati lami ozithandayo njalo zinyanga ukubamba englaweni yami uma ngifika phezulu. Linda, ukuthi bawabone amaphutha ayo, indoda abonakele ukuthi nginguJehova."
• "Isikhwele limnandi. Vele ukubheka isilwane sakhe Purr emahlombe akho efudumele ...".
• "My Barsik -. Sweet, futhi unothando futhi othanda isilwane lapho elambile".
• "Bathi AMANXEBA kuhlobisa amadoda. Manje sengiyazi ukuthi ngingabhekana kanjani ukunqoba abesifazane. Barsik, siya ukubhukuda!"
• "Ngokusho King, ukuthi amakati - ezigebengu emhlabeni isilwane, Barsik ngiholelwe ekubeni leli qembu."

Amazwi funny mayelana amakati

• "Ikati lami kungcono ukwazi kulokho isikhundla Bengilele, udle uhlale phambi kwe-computer."
• "Zonke amakati esikhathini esidlule -. Ababulali Khumbula, uvuke ngesikhathi ebona le pointer laser?"
• "Njenganoma yimuphi intombazane, ikati uthanda ezindlebeni. Uma kungenjalo, kungani namakati ngoMashi ngakho elikhulu bona bamemeza bathini?"
• "Waking up, owokuqala into engingajabuli yiya ekhishini ukuze okuphakelayo kwakho isilwane. Futhi wathi yami ikati ukuqeqeshwa akuhambisani."
• "Bonke ukukhumbula. Ikakhulukazi ukungathandi yakho. Qinisekisa ukuthi lapho i-mouse iyoba ekuphileni kwakhe okuzayo."
• "Ngisho noma usuku olulodwa umshini uyovuka, bayohlala namanje thanda lezi zidalwa ubuka."
• "I esibi ngempela ubani ngisho ikati elimnyama unika indlela."

Lasekuqaleni isitatimende mayelana namakati

• "Ngezinye izikhathi kubonakala sengathi amakati - njengabafokazi abeza ukufunda abantu."
• "Uma ubheka ku emehlweni ikati, ungabona ukuthi ukwazi okwengeziwe eningi ngakho kunabantu usola."
• "Amakati uhlushwa izifo eziningi ezaziwayo. Ubani owake wezwa ukuqwasha ikati sika?"
• "Ngezinye izikhathi ngicabanga ukuthi omunye Barsik enginakho ikati rastroennyh yami umuntu. Loves, uyakuzonda yesibili, futhi nephuzu lesithathu nalutho hhayi ngibone."
• "Ngokuvamile ngiye ngizibuze - I ukudlala cat yami, noma adle nami?"
• "A kancane sokunconywa uhlu Ikati lami:. Imfihlakalo, impindiselo, izinsolo"
• "Siyawazi yabo ubuwula: Kuyinto engenakwenzeka baba ikati lakhe umlomo umunwe uma yena iyazamula Phela, usungaqala azithathe yokuziphindiselela.!"
• "Ngikholelwa ngobuqotho ungafuni ukuba isilwane sakho. Kunjengoba kubalulekile usukhathele, ukulala okungaka! Futhi indlela sezinzwa uthando like valerian."
• "Ebheka abantu yesimanje, niyazi, kwaba kanjani ilungelo Mark Tven Wathi uma ukuwela komuntu futhi ikati, owokuqala kuzoba ngcono, kwesibili -.. Okubi"

be Beautiful mayelana namakati

Lesi silwane kuncike okuyimfihlakalo izitatimende eziningi zefilosofi. Umuntu uye waphawula njalo imfihlakalo, umusa, nobubele namakati ngobuqili. Kwamanye amazwe, isilwane kuvuselwa isikhundla the engcwele. Futhi namhlanje zonke ailurophile ekujuleni uyazi ukuthi isilwane sakhe - indalo esiyingqayizivele, okuyinto neze kumnandi. Ngaphezu kwalokho be ezithakazelisayo mayelana amakati, izinga lokuphila kwabo kanye imizwa evuswa kubo mathupha.

• "A cat angavumela umuntu ukuba abe umngane wakhe Umnikazi -.. Ever"
• "Uthando amakati kuyinto inhlukanozigaba kwinani isikhala ke uyahamba indoda embhedeni."
• "Amakati akufanele kusolwe ngoba ungcono. Ungakuchaza kanjani isibambo ke, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi wena kakhulu isidalwa esihlakaniphile kule planethi?"
• "Umusa amakati kungase umona ngisho intokazi eyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu."
• "Equanimity yabo Okungimangaza. Bona nanini sikhathazeke ngokuthi ucabange igundane elincane."
• "Amakati zifana kubantu abanesizungu. Ungavuli ozibekile, kodwa ukuba khona kwabo wazizwa."
• "Ukatsu njalo uzizwa maqondana nalo. Kanjani noma okuphakelayo konke okufanayo noma ngabe uyazi intuitively, like ngempela."
• "Lezi zilwane akuzona uyaphindisela bahlakaniphile:.. Ngaso sonke isikhathi senze ngokuvumelana nonembeza, njalo ukuhlangabezana okufanayo"
• "Uke wayibona kuphi esilinganayo charm njengoba lesi silwane?"
• "Mina ngiyindlela ngokuphelele ukuthi ikati lami has a umphefumulo. Kungenjalo wayengeke ukuqonda okunjalo futhi amehlo kaPawulu angena ajule."
• "Amakati njengabesifazane ezimele. Basuke kuphela ovumelekile ukuba uyicabange ukuthi elakho."
• "Umuntu uyisidalwa ngakho umuntu, kuze kufike lapho onamahloni phambi izilwane zabo."
• "Sifanele sifunde amakati ukwethembeka Bona Arch emuva yabo kuphela ekuphenduleni kuwukuziphulula Thina -.. Kufanele pussycat."

Mayelana Cats & Izinja

• "Owathi izinja ngobuchule ngoba trainable? Cats ayikwazi, zingabantu ngobuchule."
• "Uma ubize inja, izophila beza begijima. Uma ukhetha ikati, yena bazothini lesi sicelo somshado."
• "Inja - umngane, ikati -. Isidalwa esingumuntu nabo"
• "Ikati futhi ngaphandle ukuqeqeshwa ikuthole ekudingayo."
• "Ukuqeqeshwa Inja kubalulekile ukuthi uye wagcwalisa ithimba lakho ukuqeqeshwa amakati -. Ukuze isikhathi ukuze kubonakale ukuthi lona umyalo wokuthi babulawe ke."
• "Ngo-umkhaya ojabulayo, ngisho amakati nezinja ukuzwana."
• "Kodwa mina ngifana kanye izinja namakati. Nokho, Abantu, ukungathandi".

Mayelana abanikazi amakati

• "Ukushada ukuba Cat Lady, ungakwazi ukuzola. Manje ukhona endaweni yesibili."
• "Ikati lami abampofu! Yini zaziziningi klutz ithole elikhuluphalisiwe!" - yilokhu ufundwa umbono isilwane sami ".
• "Umnikazi Cat - kulapho umthwalo oluchobozayo wena ebusuku, ingabe uyathanda aphephele hhayi ukuhambisa, ngakho njengoba hhayi abaphazamisa."
• "Ngicabanga bona kanye ubuhlobo bethu ikati kufinyelela ileveli entsha lapho eqala ukuphuza indebe yami."
• "Umngane wami omkhulu angitshelanga muntu lokho engikudlayo ebusuku. Uyakwenza nami. Ngiyabonga, Barsik".
• "Angiyithandi amakati kungaba ongazange wahlangana wakhe."
• "Abantu kuphela crisis isilwane akuyona esabekayo. On ukudla kuyohlale imali."
• "Abantu zihlukaniswe izinhlobo ezimbili :. On umnikazi cat and Cats madmen nazo lahlukaniswa izinhlobo: ku lokwenele futsi Barsika yami".

Mayelana endlini kuzo nalezo aphila kuzo ikati

• "A endlini ngaphandle ikati - Doghouse."
• "Uma une ikati, awusoze ubuyele emuva indlu nalutho."
• "Mina ezifuywa ikati. Angisakwazi endlini yakhe siqu."
• "Isihlahla sikaKhisimusi ikati - akuhambisani."
• "Le ntombazane-cat, efana nowesifazane. Uneziqu indlu yakhe siqu ukuze."
• "Mina ukondla wakhe, ageze, izitsha ngemva kwalo. Futhi ikuvumela ukuba ubuyele uyamangalisa."
• "Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi siyini ezingenalutho izindlu, iba ukhululekile, uma intandokazi pussy."
• "Folk ukuhlakanipha kuthi: akukho evikela izicathulo, okwekati ezondlekile."
• "Abadlali best" Mafia. "- Impumulo Lapho edolobheni iyolala, evuka Barsik".

Cats nezingane

izingane Ubuhlobo nezilwane njalo eligoqiwe ngendlela ekhethekile. Ingabe mina ukukukhumbuza kanjani izingane uthando ekuboniseni kwabo nothando zasekhaya nezilwane? Nazi ezinye izimo mayelana namakati nabantwana, ezingasetshenziswa ukubonisa ukuxhumana phakathi kwalezi imihlaba.

• "Denis, kanjani ukuqonda lokho wena okwenzayo lapho umfowethu imibhalo efanayo mayelana isilwane - Sine cat eyodwa nje endlini."
• "Umsindo Emibi vacuum cleaner ngoba isilwane yethu kuphela indodakazi isimemezelo esithi" Barsik! "
• "Uma uhlala endlini izingane okungenani oyedwa ikati, ukuthula makube kuwe kuphela baphupha."
• "Ngezinye izikhathi kubonakala kimi ukuthi indodana yethu kanye cat -. Abaholi yamaqembu elilwayo futhi ngokushesha banqume ngokuthi ubani kubo asixoshe nomkakhe emgwaqeni."
• "Ngokushesha kuka efrijini, ikati yethu ingaqalisa kuphela ukwangiwa wengane."

Zonke izimo mayelana amakati abakwazi bamba uthando zabantu lezi zilwane. Bavumele sokujabulisa zonke ebusweni bakhe, kungcono ngaphezulu nedlanzana injabulo ekuphileni.