Izishoshovu ukunquma

Izishoshovu ukunquma? Zonke ...

Izinkinga emfundweni abalungisa izinwele

  Isiqubulo: Lapho soniwe, cabanga noma ngabe kulezo izimfanelo ezimbi lapho babhekene necala lokubulala. Uma kungenjalo, khona-ke ukuthi kungani kuthiwa wone? Phela, lokhu akukona ngawe, kepha ngentela wena ... (Mihail Litvak kusukela encwadini "spermatazoidov isimiso")

Ngisho intsha kakhulu bazi kangcono isiqubulo uStalin (cishe) owaziwa "Izishoshovu anqume yonke into". Bambalwa abantu zabantu ehluzekile engqondweni, lesi sitatimende kuzokwenza ngisho ukuthi kuncane. Yiqiniso, kungashiwo kanjani kube ngenye indlela. Nokho, uma lezi isibhamu labaceceshiwe, ngisho kangcono - abaqeqeshiwe. Akekho ungafuni ukusebenzisa nommeli ongumakad 'ebona akuyona, omakhi Qha, makungabi njalo, hhayi ukuze uthole udokotela abanolwazi. Futhi iyini nakho? Lokhu okuhlangenwe nakho - isikhathi esichithwa ipumelelo amakhono, kanye isikhathi, njalo zicatshangelwa iziqu futhi akukho okunye. Kungenzeka ngenyanga? - Cha Onyakeni? - Cha iminyaka 5? - Nuu, cha phuzu. Futhi lokhu, Ngivumelana ngokugcwele nawe. Khona-ke umbuzo wesibili: noma ukuba ube uchwepheshe wazo kunoma iyiphi umkhakha "wahlangabezana 'eminyakeni 20? - Yebo, Wena yini?! Kunini lapho isikhathi?! Futhi futhi - uqinisile (mayelana nakho, mina ngizivumele ukuqagula ngemva kwesikhashana).

Kusukela ngaleso sikhathi sika pedagogy USocrates 'ubona ngokuthi kuyisisekelo ulwazi, lokho iphiramidi: ulwazi - amakhono - ikhono - isipiliyoni - lokusungula. Ngesisekelo uhlale - "ulwazi" adala eqinile noma cha, ngoba lonke skeleton. Yilokho nje ngayo "skeleton", futhi ngingathanda ukuxoxa nawe. Ikakhulukazi ngoba indaba yethu, kubonakala ukuba "skeleton in the closet" ...

Ngangifuna ngempela ukukhuluma nawe mayelana nalokho esinakho namuhla emsebenzini wethu omuhle ukuthi ngandlela-thile, ngempela kuyaqondakala ukuthi uyekile yisisebenzi waya esigabeni - art. Talk njalo uphatha i uvale umlomo - mhlawumbe kahle ngokuxoxa ubuciko "inkosi" (okusho ukuthi "umdali"). Xoxa - ngalokho wonke umuntu uyazi, kodwa akhuthalele buthule - ngathi, abalungisa izinwele namanenekazi. Mayelana nathi, othandekayo nozakwethu - Abadali noma izingcweti (Angazi ukuthi ubani ocabanga wena). Ukuze ukukhuluma ngayo ukufundisa futhi ufunde; kanjani futhi kuphi sisebenza; mayelana nabo sisebenzela. Mayelana ngubani thina sonke - abalungisa izinwele zanamuhla?!

Uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, ingxoxo ngeke kube lula futhi ngezinye izikhathi okuhlaselayo, ngisho iyalumela. Kuyihlazo wena kimi, ngoba akukho "kukhona" futhi "lapha", "kubo" nokuthi "mina." Kukhona "SIVUMELANE" - izingxenye lonke. Ngamunye wethu yeseli elincane likhulu kakhulu hhayi umzimba ophilile, futhi lesi sifo kufanele baphathwe. Ngakho ubani, uma hhayi kithi? Ngicabanga ukuthi kuyafaneleka kakhulu kuleli cala, imfundiso eziyisisekelo pedagogy ka Makarenko: "Asikwazi kufundiswe kuphela ukufundisa ngokwami."

Ayikho inkinga akukwazi incane kakhulu ukuthi

bamshaya indiva kukho. Ayikho inkinga akukwazi

likhulu kakhulu ngaye, akufanele siluthathe

                                                                                                Mihail Litvak kuvela incwadi ethi "The spermatazoidov isimiso"

Bheka kangakanani "iyadingeka wezinwele" izikhangiso, futhi ibekwe ku-inthanethi futhi komagazini, futhi nje izibani emgwaqweni. Ngempela, umbuzo njalo kakhulu kimi ukubhekana Umqondisi nokucwala (futhi barbershops zonke izigaba) "ukube ngangisebenza professional ehloniphekile." Qaphela, hhayi "okuhle", kodwa nje "ehloniphekile" noma ngisho - "Uchwepheshe".

Oooo, onjani inkinga! Vele aqaphe !!!

Futhi nomaphi eMoscow (lapho ukugeleza izivakashi ochwepheshe zingancishiswa futhi namanje - "cha") nasemizini elikhulu (Novosibirsk, Magnitogorsk, Omsk, Chelyabinsk nokunye infinity) nezincane - ngokuphelele yonke indawo - "ufuna ... ufuna ... edingekayo. " Ngaphezu kwalokho, yonke into - master abanolwazi, ngomuzwa amakhosi kanye namakhasimende, inkosi kungekho isipiliyoni ... Kuvele indaba emangazayo! Ikakhulukazi kuthinta umuntu ofunda kuvulwa izifundo kuzo zonke izinhlobo amakhono izinwele nsuku zonke.

Qeqesha yonke indawo - ezikoleni, ezindlini owayengumqondisi wezamasiko enkonzweni umsebenzi, amakilabhu zabesifazane bacondze etindzaweni letehlukene. Izincwajana zemininingwane ku "izifundo" e "ezikoleni", "Art Studio", kanye "studios" ngesikhathi salon, e "izikhungo wokwenza kahle ngokwedlulele" bese "nje" ubizwa nangokuthi wafundisa. Ezinye izifundo ezinelayisensi, abanye 'njengokungathi' ilayisensi, abanye "neze" ilayisensi. Konke lokhu kungaba izinhlamvu ezinkulu nezincane - othisha (mina, njengoba kubanekele parallel vaudeville-abathandi namaqhawe) ingaziwa "umbuthano elincane abalandeli," odumile kakhulu, grand-eyaziwa "ngamunye" noma kakhulu ukusitheka ... Ngokuvamile, , ukuqeqeshwa ebaluleke emhlabeni jikelele, kuzwelonke kanye wendawo uxolele Pun, ngokuthi "ukungcola" emigwaqeni yethu - kanye Ziningi lezo zikhathi! Futhi konke lokhu P A B T A T E A T Ngakho funda "lapho" - okungukuthi, kanye "omunye" - kuyinto. Kodwa abasebenzi ukusebenza njengoba yonke cha, cha, cishe like Gogol sika "eRussia agabadvula izinsuku ezintathu - ngeke doskachesh".

Ngithanda ukubuza elula kakhulu futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo, umbuzo enzima kakhulu - "Senzeni?". ingabe abafundi bakho zinyamalale Kuphi, Nkosi Othisha?

Asetsembeke? Lokhu kungenxa ngokuphelele ngaphandle equivocation ...

Futhi akekho umuntu, bona, ngomqondo, laba bafundi - "ochwepheshe" umane akudingeki ...

Ngisuka eziningi ezweni lonkana futhi ngingasho ukuthi imfundo manje wahlanganyela zonke ... Okungukuthi - konke! Zonke ikhoma futhi ubuvila, ibheja. Ngokubona kwami, kwaba cishe like inketho ukuthi umsindo "Awu, Che basenza ..."

I last 2-3 iminyaka iyasebenza kakhulu kuyi-ukuqeqeshwa nomthengisi amafemu ekhuthaza izimonyo abo ngaphansi sama-ukuqeqeshwa.

Futhi kuthiwani-ke? Ngokushesha futhi ngemali ephansi (izingqungquthela enjalo ngokuvamile okhululekile noma zibiza 500-1000rub kusaba). Ngenxa yalokho lezi ukukhangisa amaphrojekthi okusheshayo, ngesilinganiso umbala uzhalsya phambi amahora workshop 6-8 (nakuba ngezinye izikhathi, namanje, sikhuluma 2 izinsuku, kodwa ngesikhathi esifanayo ukwenza inqubo staining 3 kanye 2 -prichom zezinwele, zonke izincazelo), futhi trichology endleleni ngokuvamile bakwamukele amahora 3-5. Ngokombono uthisha sibucayi, kuyisinengiso ukunambitheka, futhi ngokuvamile izinga ukudla okusheshayo kwezemfundo. Nokho, inkosi qhuba yakhe enkulu ukuthi ubhale ukuthi "njalo waqeqeshwa workshop ye-brand ... (uhlu ngaphezulu)."

bocwepheshe Mfo, enginalo manje abathi hhayi kuwe! Wena - kwenziwe kahle, futhi ukwenza umsebenzi wawo, njengoba ungakwazi (ngezinye izikhathi ekulondolozeni isimo esiqeda ithemba), ngo kohlaka isidingo commercial futhi kuyafaneleka ukuvakashelwa ukukhangisa isikhathi izifunda kuchazwe abakhangisi yakho (waqala nalokhu, futhi ngiyazi ukuthi kukhona amathuba umkhawulo).

Nginombuzo ngawe - master - "? Nalokho". Phela, ngitsheleni ngokwethembeka - lazy kakhulu ukuba ahambe okungathí sina, ngoba akuyona ukuthi isikhathi nemali njengoba Kuyinto edabukisayo (Nokho ukuthi kakhulu), kodwa nje lazy kakhulu ukucabanga. Futhi into embi ngawe, lena seminar lesifanele kunazo - "seminar nge ukusebenza" - obukhulu ngoba eqinisweni kungabangela upende! Futhi ngingathanda ahlale esikhundleni nje (tihenko) ku seminarchike (ukushisa, ukukhanya, emsulwa), ngisho kangcono kwi umcimbi show (ngezinye izikhathi kukhona ngisho wathela ... hhayi njalo nje itiye), khona-ke ukuletha idiploma (amahle, elikhanyayo, hhayi amazwi Russian ngezinye izikhathi ngisho ebhaliwe), mina hang omunye ilandelana ngabambelela odongeni ngihamba futhi lokho kwanele, nakhu okunye - kuphazamise impumuzo. Akuve?! Kulungile, kulungile - lapha bonke abo! Uyini umbuzo sokuqala nesibaluleke kakhulu inikezwa isimemo yanoma yimuphi umhlangano wokufundisa, futhi kuwo wonke amadolobha? Kunjalo - "amadiploma kuyoba? Futhi nje? ". Futhi kungcono ngokuphelele kweqiniso, ngisho noma ungathandi.

Ngokushesha ngemva bocwepheshe, ukuya master othisha, ngubani ngenxa yezizathu zempilo noma ngenxa yobudala babo, awukwazi noma ungafisi ukuma nokucwala sisebenze iklayenti. Ngokubona kwami, lena inketho enengqondo kakhulu futhi ehloniphekile lapho kuthathwa ngokuthi abafundi - lucky, ngoba nakho = nakho akuyona nje omkhulu futhi mhlawumbe, njengoba ebaluleke kakhulu. Mina ngokwami ezifundwa esiyingcweti, futhi ngikholelwa ukuthi ukusimama ayisisekelo wokwenza, ukubala zezibalo kanye sokuqhafaza in ukuthuthukiswa Umbala izikimu, ke uye wakhuthaza tediousness yayo kimi.

Into kuphela, kulesi simo, ngingathanda baye baqaphela - ku iso. Shisa noma cha. Burn, emihle - qhubeka uhambe a konke isipuni ezingaba inhlabamkhosi! Faka futhi musa ubuvila ukubhala, noma ngabe "lapha futhi manje" ulwazi ucabanga ayilungile noma akudala. Ungabi lazy, futhi ukholwa umuzwa wami, manje noma ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, wena ukuyikhipha "wona lawo mandla" amanothibhuku nge "wona lawo mandla" izindaba. Kodwa uma bonke baphumela - ukusebenzisa! Qalisa kusuka / emehlweni akhe wakhe hazy! Mina, ngeshwa, kwesinye isikhathi kutholakale kakade ukhathele kakhulu bonke abafundisi yobudala ukuthi yini ngaphandle fioriturnogo mat nokuphuza ayifundisi (nani nazi kubo?). Mhlawumbe lokhu kwenzeka kubo kuphela ngenxa "ehlakaniphe kakhulu" (esinye isizathu, ngokuqinisekile - hhayi), kodwa ngesikhathi esifanayo, nje ungaphumeleli: "umcabango nabanengqondo futhi bayakwazisa iziphuzo futhi ujikeleza ke. Nganginomuzwa wokuthi - ukuphuza. Umqondo ongafikanga - kubalulekile ukuba kukhanye up the ukulinda ". Okuthile kanje ...

Kukhona esinye isigaba sabantu, bahlele ukuqeqeshelwa - Umqondisi nokucwala (ngokuvamile abalungisa izinwele wangaphambili, ukwakheka abaculi, manicurists) abamane "Wanamathela" kuka-20 no Igumbi 50m2 ukuthi asikwazi ukusondelana kuya gumbi ngenxa ukungafani Ses iziqondiso. Kulokhu, avame othisha okhethwe avant-ngifuna wezinwele osemusha elimangalisayo (nokugqamisa ukubeka nomaphi lapho ufuna - konke ekuqaleni uzobe ngakwesokudla) ukubonakaliswa yangaphandle (izingubo, izinwele umbala kanye nesitayela haircuts) - ekahle uma ubuchwepheshe bendawo nomthengisi wangakini futhi , kahle, uma indoda. Nokho enye inketho ukufundisa ungakwazi kahle, oye wahlanganyela imincintiswano eziningana wendawo wangena umklomelo eziyishumi, bese baya imincintiswano yamanani Russian waletha idiploma ye "abaqokiwe" (akukho, kungenzeka ukuthi kukhona umklomelo ke, angikholelwa mina phikisana). ikhandidethi Empeleni ephelele. Uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, angikuthandi lezi zinhlamvu e seminar yami ngoba njalo zidinga ukwelashwa okukhethekile, njalo ngasekupheleni, njalo ivulekele okuthile ukuze ubeke amazwana umsebenzi (akekho ovunyelwe ukhohlwe ukuthi / yena - lapha), njalo uqale "intimnichat" nami (njengoba uzakwabo) okwesikhathi itiye njalo asilahle konke (ikakhulukazi labo ababonwa ukubuza imibuzo). Lena sooo akulona nice.

Kodwa ngenhlanhla, lezi "ochwepheshe" kukancane mina nodumo ukuvakasha kwakho, ngoba "kahle, yini enye engakusiza ngithola ... kahle okwamanje kangaka ...". Futhi - kulungile! Ngicabanga ukuthi "smart zokufunda, banela ukuthimba kuphela." Kulokhu, wena Nkosi, awukwazi nokuyicabanga bangaki kubo (lezi "othisha") nikhuphukeleni kimi futhi ngacela ukusebenza nabo eceleni, ngenkokhelo, futhi ngokuphelele ohlelweni olufanayo. Ihlezi eceleni kwakho, azilona esabe ukunika imfihlo ngobukhulu commercial - ikhwalithi ezingeni lolwazi lwabo. Kodwa ngisho naphezu kwalokhu, Ngisakholwa ukuthi "smart zokufunda, banela ukuthimba kuphela ..."

Odumisa kimi ukuthi isitha sami, ngubani scolds Kimi, uthisha wami.

isiqubulo samurai

ozakwabo othandekayo, othisha wokuqala nomkhulu kunabo bonke,! Ngisho noma, naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi emva le imibhalo akakuboni Ngingumfana ezihlakaniphile, ngokuvamile, akusiyo nomuntu omubi, kholwa kimi, ngihlushwa konke okungenhla njengawe! Yeka ukuthi sihle kangakanani ilungelo, wezingoma onekhono, ezijabule othisha umsebenzi wabo Ngase ngibusiseke ukuhlangabezana emadolobheni ahlukene of Russia - hhayi liphumelele. Basuke, eqinisweni, okhethwe nguNkulunkulu ukuba ukunikeza abafundi amakhono esandleni, uthando imbangela futhi bawabuyisele ubuhle. Ngezinye izikhathi, abantu beza ndawonye, futhi kuvela ithimba nenkulu futhi enamandla (enginakho izibonelo ezinhle kakhulu futhi ngiyaziqhenya ubungane futhi sisebenze nabo), ngezinye izikhathi kuba cishe "wabusisa" loners ngubani uhlushwa inertia yesifundazwe kanye womuntu futhi ukunqoba it (I love you - ukholo unembeza). Ziningi, kodwa ukwehla kolwandle, ngaphansi kwesimo kungamboza ububi, okwenzeka.

Futhi, by the way, ningangikholwa, osebenza nabo, akusiwona kwethusa.

Konke zimbi kakhulu!

Libuye yezinselelo yebhizinisi lethu, Ngafunda endaweni ethile ukuthi emsebenzini wethu, e oduryayusche esikhulu (futhi kwesiyingi othisha, futhi uhla abalungisa izinwele nje abaqhuba) yabafile sigudluke, noma kunalokho sinciphile "isipiliyoni" isigaba.

Isibonelo. Ngiya ku esitimeleni emzini N (ukuze wazi, hhayi kuphela e Moscow, kukhona nangaphansi komhlaba) nokufunda izikhangiso, ngempela liyabonakala emzini, izifundo for abalungisa izinwele, manicurists ukwakheka abaculi "nifundiswa nabafundisi abangomakad 'ebona isipiliyoni engu-2." Futhi, akusiwona nje namazwi aveza iqiniso - engu-2, isivele iminyaka 2 !!! Uyabona umehluko? Nokho, uma une ngaphambi uthole "zasendle" nakho, indoda ukufunda e ehloniphekile esikoleni nohlobo "College" (Ngingathanda ukweluleka ukubheka nokuthile okusele ezazivela eSoviet Union), lapho kutholakala khona imfundo namanje umbuso ubudala futhi ihlala ngokwesilinganiso kusuka 2.5 kuya 4 iminyaka ukuvakashelwa nsuku zonke (Nokho kwangenza ngenza ngokuphambene endaweni enjalo, lapho, emva ekolishi niqhubeke yangasese izinwele izifundo nifunde "zero"). Kodwa lo muntu, cishe, ephothula nokuqeda iminyaka emibili-(futhi, lena esiphezulu) nge ukuqeqeshwa for 3-4 amahora izikhathi 3 ngesonto noma obungeke nhlobo uwakhe - phezu ihluzo khulula futhi wamfundisa nse ne master "2" iminyaka nakho.

Nokho, kukhona okunye ukukhetha - okwenzeka uthisha wayeneminyaka engamashumi 25-30, futhi lwati lolutfolakele kuwo kuze kube manje zisekelwe ebhukwinitifundvo '68 edition, kwekhanda "Ijuba-Olympic" kanye pair of isethulo izingqungquthela, coaching ubuchwepheshe, okuyinto, naphezu kweqiniso ukuthi lumiswe esikhangisweni ngokuthi "Moscow", it is eseqedile izifundo ezifanayo. Vele lucky wayengasekho okuningi futhi 'wawela "" endaweni efanele futhi esifanele. "

Edolobheni S omunye umfundi wami ngubani endleleni iminyaka 4 isibe yinkakha manicure, wezinwele kanye stylist cishe (ngempela neze ukufunda), kwaba netheknoloji nomthengisi wangakini brand efanayo. Kakhulu unesizungu kuzo zonke lezi guises, futhi ubonisa ukuthi "okungenani njengezinto 'fun - kanzima kakhulu ukuqala ukumangalela isimo technologist lesifunda. Futhi yena Kwaba. Ngemva kanye kwadingeka repaint emva 3 onobuhle ilandelana, ngamcela umbuzo - "Wenzenjani ukufundisa abantu okuthile? Awazi kanjani ukwenza lutho ngokwami, "- wathi kimi ngezwi elizolile -" futhi-ke ngenza lokho? Mina kuphela ukunikeza isiqondiso ... "Futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo, ucabanga ukuthi eMoscow abaqashi abawazi? Kakhulu ...

Futhi e Moscow, ngivame kakhulu ebhekene yokuthi bocwepheshe abasha, khenge salon noma cha wasebenza isikhathi eside kakhulu, ngakho ukukhuluma ngesikhathi "ukuntwela umsebenzi wakhe" (iminyaka 1.5-2, futhi ngaphezu kwalokho akudingekile), abanye wabo ngisho amakhasimende abo akudingeki, ngaphandle abasebenzi enkampani! Njengoba bangaya futhi ukufundisa professional "ukuphila" abaculi nge umkhuba bukhoma ezandleni zabo? Abeve oyoke ukufundisa. Khangisa umkhiqizo - yebo. Kodwa ukufundisa?!

Ingabe akunjalo? Lutho neze. Akusikho lokho.

Edolobheni G ezingqwembeni zemfundo "eumelanin" wabizwa ngokuthi "eymelaninom". Kodwa emzini S ekolishi lapho yokufunda "imfashini outerwear" ngaso ukuma umlando fashion style Christian Dior, wadala e 1948godu ngokuthi njengoba "okusha Duk," esikhundleni "Bheka okusha" (kusukela English ukubukeka okusha - «uhlobo olusha" noma " ukubukeka okusha "). Lokho into enjengale ...

Ingabe ufuna ukuzwa indaba scary ngempela? Sinenkosi kimi ...

Umlando Kunzima ukuthi lena ngokuphelele, 100% weqiniso.

Edolobheni NN esikhungweni esithile semfundo ephakeme, okuyizinto wonke ngothi lwawo (ngemuva izinguquko ka 2000) uqambe kabusha namanyuvesi (kulesi simo-University of service futhi babonakala ezokuvakasha), sanquma ukuvula isihlalo abalungisa izinwele. Lokho into efana nale, wahlala phansi futhi sacabanga - umthungi (sorry - imfashini) banayo, abaphathi ezokuvakasha - kakhulu, namanje neminyango ezinhlanu ezihlukene, kodwa abalungisa izinwele - akukho. Ubani, uma ungabaniki abalungisa izinwele imfundo ephakeme (bacela ngokwabo)?!

By endleleni, njengoba wezinwele nge "imfundo ephakeme sokufundela", ezwakala sengathi "stylist, zezimboni ukuqeqeshwa master" iziqu omunye amakolishi kakhulu ezweni lonke MHKPTiD, kuyoba kakhulu ezithakazelisayo ukwazi - indlela ubizwe iyona okukhethekile ethola izicelo nyuvesi?

Kodwa manje (cishe) ungazi. Said - kwenziwe. Sathenga Washer (kakhulu engenangqondo ungakhululekile, umuntu angabona ukuthi ukuthenga umnakekeli, hhayi okuyinhloko okhokhelwayo. Kodwa, ngokusobala nge isaphulelo elikhulu, ngoba lokhu echibini ayikwazanga ukuthengisa uNkulnkulu 5), ukubeka izihlalo, exhunywe izindonga izibuko, obungenza ngokushesha bese uqale, kodwa ... akusho uthole imininingwane olulodwa - uthisha. Sahlala phansi futhi, umcabango waphinda futhi wanquma - kungani ukunikeza "iyunithi abasebenzi" ohlangothini, uma sinalo emnyangweni "seamstresses" neshaya emnandi kuzo zonke izici indoda ngubani ngaphandle, phela umhlalaphansi ngokushesha (emva kweminyaka 4) ...

Ngazi le ndaba kuphela ngoba "inkosikazi" wathunyelwa kimi ngezifundo ukuze balukhulume kahle ubuqili coloration (4 izinsuku), izinto eziyisisekelo Trichology namathuluzi (2 izinsuku), kanye nesinye kakhulu ngendlela 5 izinsuku umkhuba. Akufundisa, okuningi ngangokunokwenzeka. Ngenxa yokulunga, kufanele kusho ukuthi ngaphambili (ie "phambi" kimi) le nkosazana waqeqeshwa ngezifundo semi yonyaka ngakhoke inqubo yokusebenzisa udayi ku izinwele zakhe, ngokuvamile, ligcinwe.

Futhi musa wena uzoyenza ngisho sokungabaza ukuthi lapha ngalesi semfundo ngaleso 100% inelayisense isimo ephakade.

Asikho isidingo ukulwela ubumsulwa, kubalulekile ukuba isiphepho seqhwa.

Ilya Ilf and Yevgeny Petrov

Osebenza nabo, manje usuhlanganyela ongakhetha Ukusabela eziningana ukufunda:

- wena shaking head yakho futhi hleka, kodwa ukuhleka ngoba bavumelana nala kimi, futhi kuba ngokuphelele uhleko Gogol sika - "uhleko ngokusebenzisa izinyembezi engabonakali emhlabeni";

- uthukuthele kakhulu, athukuthele ngoba uku lucky, nokuthi uthisha wakho lwalungenhla ngaphezu lonke udumo. Noma ingabe ucabanga ukuthi amaphuzu akhe, ngisanda edelelwa wena osebenza nabo, ngokuba anisibo ezinjalo (futhi ngakho-ke kungenzeka ukwenza).

- Mhlawumbe kukhona inguqulo wesithathu impendulo yakho, kodwa angazi - ukuthi cishe olukhohlisayo kakhulu kimi ...

Kodwa, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi izinto zazinjani, usizi aba nalo lapho isimo sami ukuthi ngiba njalo izwi ungafaka igama kanye nenombolo yocingo ekhelini kubhaliswe. Iziphetho wona? Mina ngokwami ungathanda kukukhumbuza Libretto i epigraph ukuze indzaba yami, "Ngangizizwa nginesibopho wacasula -. Ukucabanga, ukuthi phakathi kwenu yini icala" Futhi nje, lowo akayena nawe, akuyona njalo kuwe.

Bhalobhasha Good Kuphendula kalula kusukela lokuthi amahlumela,

hhayi umzamo omkhulu kakhulu yokuthi akusho ukudubula.

Isiqubulo kwabo okubhaliwe ngoMthethosivivinywa uwuphawu ukudutshulwa iqembu Russian

ozakwabo othandekayo, horror wangempela namanje hhayi iqiniso lokuthi ukubusa emakethe lokufundisa "izinhlamvu" enjalo, nokuthi kwenza kube cishe akunakwenzeka ukuba asebenze othisha abahle lesecophelweni.

Masters ngisho nalabo abazimisele ukufunda futhi izimali ngokwakho isikhathi nemali, ngakho ngiye ngahlushwa abampofu noma "ukungabi" workshop ukuthi kakade nje ningakholwa noma ubani nanoma yini. Angazi ukumela wena noma cha, kunzima ukufakazela ukuthi ngempela okufanele sikufunde, yini ohlwini lwakho "sokunconywa" akuyona inganekwane, kodwa empeleni, futhi ukuthi isandla sakho, ulwazi lwakho kanye ikhanda lakho Ngeke neze usikhalele isikhathi nemali . Kunzima kakhulu - njengoba uchwepheshe thishela ethi. Kudingeke ulwe indida, intukuthelo, bokubanga, inkanyezi nokuziqhenya sezenkolo, kuze kube sekupheleni ukuqeqeshwa, nabantu abafanayo kuwe beza bathi "siyabonga" ngokusuka enhliziyweni, ekugcineni, "kusho umama nazo zaqala ukungikhipha njengoba kuyiqiniso professional" (wacaphuna isibuyekezo omunye wabafundi zami engayala njengama udumo).

Kunzima, kunzima kakhulu ... Futhi kunzima nakakhulu uqeqeshe, ikakhulukazi ngemva nokudayisa ukudla okungabizi. Kodwa lutho ukubhekana - njengoba amabutho ayo nesizotha.

Njengengxenye ukucabanga kwami Ngithanda ukucaphuna uDmitry Ivanovich Pisarev (esimkhonzayo bahlukunyezwa esikoleni, kodwa ukuthi yena isidlulile hhayi ukuba ummeleli oluvelele wefilosofi isiRashiya, ngezindlela eziningi wabeka izisekelo pedagogy Russian bese WaseSoviet): "kubalulekile ukuya esikoleni, kodwa kudingekile nakakhulu ukufunda ngemva kokuphothula esikoleni, futhi lena imfundiso wesibili e nemiphumela yayo, ngokuqondene umphumela wawo ngabanye futhi nomphakathi wonkana "

Nkosi, ngiphe amandla ukushintsha lokho engingakwenza.

Ukuthobeka ukwamukela izinto Angikwazi ukushintsha,

                                                 Vonnegut "Cat sika Cradle" kanye nencwadi ethi Orthodox bethandaza, imithombo - abanekhono

Ngaphezu kwakho konke lokhu okungenhla, ngikholelwa ukuthi kusenabantu eziningi izinkinga, mhlawumbe - injongo (Ngikuthola kunzima ukuqonda futhi kunzima nakakhulu - ukuthatha), ukuthi nje ayenzi isimo lapho kumiswa abalungisa izinwele kangcono. Futhi lokho kusho ukuthi amakhono okwalandela nje akusho ukuthi bathuthukise ikhwalithi.

Esokuqala futhi, ngombono wami, isizathu esiyinhloko ukuthi cishe baphelelwa uhlelo isabelo futhi uqinisekise 'izigaba ziqu "- okuyinhloko generalist; Master 3, 4, 5 ukudedelwa; wezinwele - imfashini, njll

Ezinsukwini ubudala, kwakukhona uhlu imisebenzi okwakudingeka ayenze wezinwele ngokufaka isicelo esabelweni isigaba esithile. Ngaphambi kokudlulisa ukuhlolwa ziqu (lokhu kwenzeka ngo ekolishi yami kanye ngonyaka), qiniseka ukuba ayeke Luhlolo Lesisemkhatsini, ngoba zonke izinhlobo zomsebenzi kusukela uhlu olunjalo. Uma ephakeme Practitioner ziqu "umklami" ingemukelwa phakathi nokuqeqeshwa, khona-ke ungase uzame kuphela ukuze uthole kakade "ubudala", okungukuthi, abantu ziqu ukuhlolwa avunyelwe abanolwazi waqinisekisa ezingeqile kwezingama-iminyaka engu-5.

Mina agcizelele, abanolwazi kuqinisekisiwe! Futhi akuyona ukuthi "Ngasebenza barber unyaka 1, wabe eseqhubeka sokubeletha iminyaka 5, futhi manje ngiyazisola kakhulu isipiliyoni - iminyaka 6 ...". It is hhayi ukuvala kuwe enjalo? Mina kwenzeke abafundi abaye babuyela kusukela isimemezelo emva kweminyaka 5-7-10 (futhi ngolunye usuku, kwaba ngokujwayelekile, isikhathi esiyiminyaka emihlanu 20!), Futhi isipiliyoni (ngasizathu simbe) njalo uveza sicabangela isikhathi. Kunganjani - ngoba "kakhulu sheared" - umama, umyeni, ingane, umamezala kanye 2 nezintombi. Futhi ukuphela? Mina (futhi konke okunye), ngo kohlaka ukuqeqeshwa kwezohwebo, abasebenza Yiqiniso "ukuqeqeshwa" abanalo ilungelo noma ukusebenza ngokungagwegwesi kwezohwebo, ukuxoxisana isipiliyoni abafundi babo.

Yiqiniso, kungcono ngokuphelele akuhlale kuwubulungisa maqondana sezingcweti abavuthiwe futhi abanolwazi abanolwazi yangempela futhi izikebhe esandleni sakhe, okuyilokho, eqinisweni, ukuma olulodwa "isikhathi uhlu khona" ne amakhosi "iminyaka engu-2", noma nge amakhosi lapha " nehaba "isipiliyoni. Kodwa kufanele wenzenjani-ke?! Asikho isixazululo kulesi simo. Yilokho nje - yilokho. Futhi, ngombono wami, ngeke, njengoba nje kuloluhlelo lwemfundo ekhethekile, lowo wayebizwa ngokuthi sokufundela izikole ( "phakathi -Special" esikoleni sokufundela amakhono, ukuhlinzeka ukuqeqeshwa ngesisekelo 8 amakilasi-10 futhi ubizwa ngokuthi) noma College (imfundo it senziwa ngesisekelo amakilasi 10 futhi kubhekwa ehlonishwayo "phezulu - elikhethekile elithi"; e kwalokho, idiploma ekolishi enikeza nelungelo lokubhalisa nezikhungo ezikhethekile = inyuvesi, nje Yiqiniso 2 noma 3) ngeke kubuyiswe, futhi okubaluleke - ngokunembile futhi isandla ezilawulwayo.

Ngikholwa ukuthi ekugcineni, lesi simo kufanele ukuxazululwa njengoba sinjalo, eqinisweni, "isici iyiphi Ezifuna umphakathi eya ekuchumeni is kunakwa ohlelweni lwezemfundo -. Kusuka eziyisisekelo ukuze athole ukuqeqeshwa okusezingeni eliphezulu abaphothule" (VI Knoring)

Yiqiniso, kuyini okuphansi kwesandla sakho dissemble, mthethonqubo kuzovala Element eqotho ochwepheshe ezifana ngokwami. Kodwa ngesikhathi esifanayo, ngiyathokoza wayosebenza isikole lobuchwepheshe futhi, njengoba nje ngesikhathi esisodwa, othisha ngabe uyaziqhenya abafundi bakhe, labo umnyanya lo abaqashi babesendaweni (lena nathi futhi kwaba). Siziqhenye, ngoba ngabe bema kuwuphawu "osezingeni eliphezulu kakhulu", waqinisekisa ngezenzo, ucezu ezinemibala hhayi lephepha elenga odongeni.

Phela, lokhu ingxabano, ngizama ukuletha amakhosi, esikhathini esidlule futhi enginakho unganelisekile ukufunda ukuthi "kungani yena, futhi, wanikezwa diploma empeleni ...." iphepha, umsebenzi ngesandla ayisebenzi. Ngiyaqonda ukuthi iklayenti (yesifundazwe ikakhulukazi) kunalokho ufunde ngokucophelela amalebula izithombe, kubhekiselwa kuzo 'njengamadoda izitifiketi "noma" izitifiketi "(womabili amagama avunyelwe ingasetshenziswa), kodwa ke lokho? Uma umsebenzi wakho, emhlabathini ithalenta lakho ukuthi ukuphikelela kwakho futhi yakho "zokudala akuncikile" uzokwenza amakhasimende sibuye size kini ngokuphindaphindiwe - iminyaka eminingi. Kuphela ngale ndlela, futhi iphepha mina (futhi eziningi omunye) batawubhala wena noma yini oyifunayo.

By the way, X \ ufuna indaba ehlekisayo ngempela njengoba ecacile, cishe ezishibhile ethandwa, isibonelo endleleni "isimo" kanye "amadiploma"?

Imfundo e NNN - yizifundo zokuvuselela (izinsuku ezingu-12). Omunye abaqeqeshwayo theory (sekuyizinsuku 5) ngaso sonke isikhathi dozing (okuyinto Ngivame ungakhathazeki), kodwa uma uprakthiza, izinsuku 6 kwaba 3 kuphela, ngesikhathi esifanayo senziwa ngempela 1 umsebenzi. Ukuze iqiniso, naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi nginedumela ngoba ezimbi "unondindwa ibhoklolo abafundi babo, ukumemeza, befunga futhi ngisho ukushaya kwabo ..." (anikholwa, Angazi ukukhuluma ulimi likaSathane, ngaphezu, konke akukwazi iqiniso), mina ngomoya ophansi kakhulu basabela ukuziphatha okunjalo, ngoba ngempela ngobuqotho ukuthi "uma nje (noma wena?) ngakho kabi ukufunda onekhono kangaka njengoba nje nami ngingumlingisi emakethe eminyakeni engaphezu 20-25 tando suffice" .

Kodwa, okuningi kuze kube seqophelweni, ekupheleni ukuqeqeshwa, ngabeka ukuqashelwa ukuthi umfundi ukuthi ziqu yakhe hhayi ukhishwa. Yena wachiphiza, kodwa wathatha zonke amadiploma wahamba, ukwazisa lapho ngiqaphela ukuthi ezinye izinketho nje kanti akunjalo. Ngemva kwamahora ambalwa kuselula yami, kwakhala umqondisi wezangaphakathi emangalisayo, lapho umfundi yalezi kwadingeka inhlanhla ukuba 'akhonze ". Kwihendisethi kimi mayelana 15 imizuzu obuza ukuthi "Ngokuba ngingubani mina?", "Uphi imali yami?" Futhi enye into kuhle okubabayo ... Ekuqaleni, ngazama njengoba esingcono kakhulu engangingase ngisenze ukuchaza sikhanyise futhi kufanele ubuyophazamiseka lady simo, kodwa imibuzo yaphindwa ngokuphindaphindiwe , ne degree lelitfutfukile ingxoxo. Ngemva kwesikhathi esithile, ngangikwazi nje bagula ngakho (bheka, kunzima ukuba ngahlulele), plus ngabona ukuthi ngangimane nje ngingenaso ukuzwa, futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, ningangikholwa ngicabanga ukuthi anyundele umuntu. Ngase uwaphikile kwesokudla, futhi wathembisa ukubhala idiploma, okungase wacosha nganoma yisiphi isikhathi esikahle ngabo.

Kubi uyangazi, uma uye wanquma ukuthi ngishiya phansi. Nah ... Ngibhale ngaphandle diploma, ziqu, okuyinto dobukvenno linjengezwi "super stylist mega phezulu", ne uhlu wekomidi Ukukhetha, e isamba sabantu 2, ngangenela imininingwane yaleli uthishanhloko ekhululekile kakhulu, futhi yena oye waba ku indawo yokugcina. Konke: isignesha, uphawu. Ngithi kini ngikhuluma iqiniso nje, ngase elinde nehlazo, futhi - grand ...

Nah, kwakungelula. Sithathe. Futhi musa ngisho winced. Futhi manje e NNN, ochwepheshe abasebenza iziqu nje enjalo - diploma elenga luhlaka odongeni, ngiyibona ngamehlo ami ...

Kwenzeka ukuthi azithele ngabandayo singagxila ikhanda ...

Empeleni, mina yabhekisela yokuthi wizadi abasebasha nesipiliyoni kancane, ukubukeka zikanokusho ibhizinesi khadi bakhe wathi umsebenzi wakhe - stylist, isithombe-umenzi, ezimweni ezibucayi - "hair stylist", njengenhlangano ezama ukubuyisa Apotheosis ngokuphelele - "womculo". Futhi ngokuvamile konke lokhu esikhundleni segama futhi igama lakhe langempela. Pop Star! Ngakolunye uhlangothi, isikhathi esithile, ezifana "ubudala" ...

Angikwazi ukuchaza ukuthi kungani ochwepheshe abaningi, ikakhulukazi kwakhiwa ngenkathi "izinto ezibonakalayo nezakudala" (ie ekupheleni kwekhulu leminyaka elidlule) ungavumeli bona ezinjalo. Yebo, hhayi uhlakaniphile ... Le awulona obuhlakani zonke. Ngaphezu kwalokho, akukho umsebenzi ezifana "stylist" (futhi uzuze ngokwengeziwe Americanism isithombe-umenzi "), futhi ngaphandle kwalokho, asinalo le izikhungo ezikhethekile zemfundo lapho ohlelweni futhi namaqiniso ekulungiseleleni Ochwepheshe enjalo ohlwini olusemthethweni ukuzibonakalisa evunywe Russian Pension Fund (uma lawo maqembu, akusiyo ngokuvamile). Ngakho ukuthi "stylist" ngokuvamile kuba umcabango siqu, liner ohlale kungenzeka nokuziqhenya siqu noma ingxenye commercial lesikhungo ukuqeqeshwa (mina, ngendlela, lokhu futhi isoni - ngifundisa futhi inikeza, naphezu, nakuba mathupha ngokwami iminyaka engu-4,5 ekolishi, neminyaka engu-17 isipiliyoni kanye PhD kwi umlando imfashini, futhi kwakungafanele athole lesi isimo ukuze ngokwaso njengoba akusiyo uhlakaniphile ...).

Empeleni, ngangithola lucky ngokwanele ukubamba e bokuphila abameleli abaningi lokho kungenziwa ngokuthi "unogada elidala." Abanye labo lisekhona nakalokhu nosakhuthele, osevele wasuka ezinye ayisekho nathi (Nkulunkulu ukuphumula imiphefumulo yabo). Bheka amakhadi abo ibhizinisi. Thobekile ngokumangalisayo hhayi eside winded. Akekho kubo, ngisho okwesikhathi sesibili akafikanga engqondweni, ukubeke eceleni komunye okungenani abanye izwi yimikhuba noma ezidabukisayo. Lapha kuba - isigaba. Ikilasi eliphakeme kakhulu! "Ubuhle bathulile, futhi kuphela vulgarity - ukumemeza" (ngicabanga ukuthi kusukela Chanel).

Umlando ukuthuthukiswa kolwazi lwesayensi akagcini kusinika izibonelo

ezingxenyeni ezahlukene wonke amakhulu eminyaka ngokuphindaphindiwe wazalwa ngokuyisimangaliso ibhayisikili ...

                                                   Isifundo uSolwazi Yuri Lotman

Isizathu sesibili, sibe nzima yokufunda wukuthi lokudlela futhi ukudideka ebusayo namuhla kulokho Wayengabizwa ngokuthi "indlela Pedagogical yokufunda."

Ngokubona kwami, isizathu akuyona bangaki.

- Akubona bonke othisha futhi kwaba kubi nakakhulu, ubuchwepheshe lucky (noma ngaso sonke - oyofika engqondweni) ukuthatha MPO Yiqiniso (izindlela ukuqeqeshwa Pedagogical), futhi ngenxa yalokho, akukho ukuqonda ukuthi iyiphi workshop (ezinkulu noma ezincane, ukuqeqeshwa noma isethulo) okudingeka ukuba igcinwe uhlelo based - isibonelo, "ngehora". Nokho, uma ukuqeqeshwa yakhelwe izinsuku eziningana, uhlelo kufanele kube ngaphezulu futhi "pourochny". Noma yimuphi Methodist uyazi ukuthi akusiyo nje isihloko encwajaneni ethi, kodwa empeleni 'Amazwibela "usuku ukuqeqeshwa, ngesineke kuze kube usuku futhi ngomzuzu by ngomzuzu. Lokhu kusiza ukusabalalisa isikhathi sokutadisha ngasinye ukugwema zikhawu engadingeki futhi "ngayinyomfoza ngayiphosa" izincazelo ngokuxhamazela, futhi okubaluleke - kusiza ukwakha ngokunengqondo ulungise yonke inqubo yokufunda inguqulelo ingaphazamiseki futhi ibe ngokwemvelo komunye sihloko kwenye. Lokhu kubalulekile ikakhulukazi kubafundi ukuba nolwazi kungcono ugxile. Futhi ungafunda kuphela yini prostroen ekushoyo kunengqondo.

Ukuze uthuthukise nokwenziwa ngokuhlola yonke indaba ukuze ekahle abe "okunikezelwayo", standard noma isiko-eyenzelwe inkambo akubalulekile kangako. Nginxusa abantu abafundisa, funda lokhu kusukela kubathengisi - wabenza. Oh ke bayazi kahle hle ukuthi uma umuntu angenakho cherknot ngisho ukuwela Amasimu, lemininingwane pre-ephrintiwe nge ikhathalogi imikhiqizo, wasesithi kuBalami: Futhi wayengekho isethulo, ngakho musa ukuthenga lutho.

Futhi lokho esikwenzayo? Noma kunalokho, ukuthi kungani asenzi lokho?!

Phela, master abathola izincwadi kwenta tinhlaka ngamagama kulahleka ngenxa yokuthi banayo isikhathi eside kakhulu (bengaphumeleli) esikoleni (futhi izinhlamvu manje, akekho ubhala ngesandla), abanawo isikhathi ukuthatha amanothi ngokushesha futhi, ngezinye izikhathi, kakhulu khulula uthisha inkulumo (futhi ukuthi kuyasiza yini ngisho ukuba okufanayo futhi akububonisi ubudlelwano okunengqondo ...). Kodwa ngisho kahle wathi ingxabano emva ukusikeka khulula kungaba abe umbhedo umnyuziki pseudoscientific. Mina nazo lokhu ekuqaleni umkhuba abo okufundisa, nawe Ngashaqeka! Manje, nginezwi engikuphathele workshop ngamunye uye wazakhela imanyuwali iyiphi ingxenye yombhalo sihleli, njengengxenye umbhalo ihlangana ngokucophelela embombela salokhu, mina eduze kakhulu. Uma umbuzo wami, abafundi banesibopho kakhulu, sithanda noma ayilungile, ngenza bathole impendulo encwadini ebhalwe ngesandla zabo, futhi umane ngokuzwakalayo. Impumelelo yaleli su - Amazing! Ukuqonda iza cishe ngokushesha futhi, ngaphezu kwalokho, ngezinga elikhulu. Mangisho ukuthi empeleni, imfuneko kuphela abafundi bami ngaso sonke isikhathi ukufunda ukwazi okuqukethwe notebook = Umhlahlandlela methodological, noma kunalokho, lokho futhi kulotshiwe lapho. Angikholwa ukuthi umuntu omdala, izinkinga zansuku zonke, kungenzeka izinsuku 3-5-7 ukufunda ukucabanga futhi sihlaziye "isimiso", noma okungenani hhayi okuningi njengakuqala. Ngaphezu kwalokho, umsebenzi wethu kusekelwe ngokoqobo kolwazi, kunokuba demagogic slovosotryaseniyah emoyeni.

Sebenzisa "isipiliyoni" ukuze "ulwazi" kungaba kuphela master yedwa, futhi kuphela ngesikhathi. Ake uphinde ucabange mbhoshongo ka uSocrates - ngesisekelo njalo "ulwazi - amakhono" (lokhu nginganika izinsuku 7-12), bese edingekayo "kuyikhono - isipiliyoni" (lena langempela ukusebenza nesikhathi master). Angikwazi ngiziqhayise, ngiyaqinisa ngokubongwa enginakho 85% recoverability kabusha ukuqeqeshwa, okunginika ithuba ukulandelela isiphetho professional abafundi bami. Iningi lazo lithi ngemva cishe izinyanga eziyisithupha, nalapho ebhekene nezinkinga oluthile, ngokungazelelwe ukuthi lokhu yikho engikwenza wakhuluma nabo ngesikhathi sokuqeqeshwa. "Wewu! Arinochka G., indlela cool, Ngiye ngasebenza kadokotela yakho "" Manje-ke, Ngingumfana nakanjani ningesatshiswa nokukodwa okwesabisayo! "- babhala nami contact. Isigamu ngonyaka ... Futhi abaningi (30%) eminyakeni 2-3, kubuyela workshop efanayo futhi njalo ushiye ne into entsha. Lapha, njengomuntu workshop futhi okufanayo, futhi notebook kuyafana, ngisho uthisha kuyafana lokho kwakuyini. Nazi nje "umkhuba", exhunywe ne "isipiliyoni" in the master kakade sooovsem nezinye. Ngakho, manje uyakwazi ukubona anencazelo ezahlukene, ezicashile kanye ezinkulu amafomula ejwayelekile.

Yebo, futhi Angisona kakhulu