Izinkulumo Funny nemishwana. Funny catch imishwana

Kukhona amagama nemisho ezinikeza umzuzu fun, akunakwenzeka ukuba ahlale sina lapho ezwa kubo. isikhathi wathi nendawo, zingabantu ngokunembile futhi ngokunembile achaze isimo baphoqeleka ukuba ulubheke ngakolunye, iphuzu ezihlekisayo umbono. izinkulumo Funny nemishwana ukusiza ukugcina khona ingqondo, ukuxhumana, athokozise.

pearl Ranevskaya

Abantu nge ukuncokola bavame ukuba bahlekise ngayo inkinga okunzima kakhulu, kanjalo Ukubohlisa isimo. Lokho kuba engenangqondo, ngeke kube scary. Abantu abanjalo, ngisho wangena lapho sibhekene nezimo ezinzima ekuphileni qinani idolo, bengasesabi ehlekisayo ngokwabo. Isibonelo salokhu ongenakulibaleka Faina Ranevskaya, actress, kwakuhlala izizwe inesizungu ukuphila kube nzima, kodwa uthe izinkulumo ezihlekisayo nemishwana Kuyoze ashaye, ukuphoqa izingane ukuhleka izinyembezi. Denariyu namaqhawekazi wadlalela ihlelwe ngokulandelana kwezihloko umsindo manje.

• "Uma isiguli ufuna kakhulu ukuphila, udokotela ayinamandla."
• "Izilwane ezincane, ahlelwe njengoba ezisengozini, futhi labo namanje eziningi - ku". Incwadi ukudla okwehla esiphundu futhi unempilo ' "
• "Sclerosis akwelapheki, kodwa ungakwazi ukukhohlwa ngakho."
• "Ukubuka lokhu ifilimu yisikhathi lesine futhi kumelwe bakutshele ukuthi namuhla, nabalingisi ukudlala kangcono kunakuqala."

Patrimony catch ibinzana

Abaningi izinkulumo ezihlekisayo, ezihlekisayo imishwana zivela esikhathini esidlule, futhi manje abantu bengeke ukuqonda incazelo ehambisana nabo.

"Ngubani lokuqala eze, futhi amateki»

Ekhulwini lama-20, imikhaya emikhulu wahlala kanzima, zonke izingane asiwazi njalo izicathulo ngokwanele. Kwakungekhona amateki nje, kodwa futhi izicathulo kanye amabhuzu. Ngisho esikoleni ngezinye izikhathi sasihamba enkundleni. Noma ubani waphaphama ngaphambili, ubengase ukugqoka izicathulo futhi ukuhamba, futhi abanye baphoqeleka ukuba bahlale emakhaya.

"Awunayo ukukuqonda isoseji ezilahliwe!"

esitolo umninisitolo senyama evela akwenza esikhathini esidlule leminyaka, inyama kanye namasoseji kwakungafanele ethengekayo abafundi abahlwempu. Badla kahle, ngakho-ke injabulo okwaba yiyo lapho esitolo umnikazi elishibhile embukisweni ukudayiswa ukusika tincetu isoseji yomile, ayi ngobugebengu kanye nezinye nekonditsiyu. Khona-ke, lesi sitshalo kwakubonakala ukudla okumnandi kakhulu umfundi elambile.

"Beka ingulube"

Abanye abantu yengulube kuyinto isilwane esingcolileyo, futhi ukudla inyama yengulube ayivumeli ukholo. inyama enjalo kokufunzekwayo, ngaphandle kwesixwayiso, - kusho "esikhundleni" futhi desecrate okholwayo.

Okunjalo funny catch imishwana namazwi futhi namuhla ezifakiwe lulwimi lolukhulunywako, ngoba zisho ukuthini lubonakala kalula futhi waqonda kuze kube manje.

isivakashi abantu

Inkulumo ethi iwubuphukuphuku kunazo nemishwana bavame ukunikeza nabezombusazwe. Ukuveza imibono yabo sezombusazwe eyaziwa akuyona kakhulu ngokucacile futhi ngendlela efanele, khona-ke sithathe izintatheli, bese lonke lelo zwe iqala lamukele lokhu okuyinhloko pearl futhi zisebenza kuzo zonke izindawo.

. Nakhu yindlela ethandwayo George W. Bush ungenisa: "Izitha bahlakaniphile futhi yokudala, futhi asibona sibi kakhulu. Babehlale beveza izindlela ukulimaza Melika futhi abantu baseMelika! Njalo thina singabafakazi bakhe futhi. "

Unforgettable V S. Chernomyrdin njalo yamjabulisa parodist. Amazwi akhe funny futhi ezihlekisayo imishwana ukwazi lonke lelo zwe, ka aphorisms wakhe abalandeli ukwenza wonke ama-albhamu. Nazi ezinye zezinkulumo zakhe:

• "Ngicabanga - lokhu akulona umzimba, okungaba ulimi lapha nalaphaya."
• "Sizokwenza siphile kahle, kodwa hhayi isikhathi eside."

A. I. Lebed, ibutho lezempi, indoda sina , futhi, bangase bakwazi ihlaya kusukela ngisesiteji:

• "Akubalulekile bechuma ngezithukuthuku amandla, futhi nalo."
• "ERussia isendleleni, uma umuntu ongabazayo, ake lizohamba emigwaqeni yethu."

Ngisho S. K. Shoygu wathi:

• "Okwenzeka izinhlekelele - kuyofika isikhathi."

Funny imisho lemifisha nemishwana kusuka kuma-movie

Manje on the show TV, ngokuvumelana omunye satirist ethandwa, abanye "horror izindaba" futhi "pugalki". Daily Screen lana izindaba ezingemnandi edabukisayo. Ngakho-ke, i-namafutha ukuze umphefumulo elachithwa iyiphi ifilimu, amahlaya engcono, kusukela lapho kungatholakala brand imishwana emnandi entsha. Funny izinkulumo, uzwakalise e-movie, ngokushesha litholakale emphakathini futhi baqala zabo "Kwenzekani kubantu."

cinema yethu - umthombo ongashi cruise namazwi funny.

Unforgettable Ostap Bender uPearl mayelana "isihluthulelo efulethini," futhi mayelana "umlaliso wabantu."

A ifilimu mayelana Ivan sengathi yonke ibinzana catch: "Inkosi, sawubona, inkosi"; "Wonke umuntu."

Futhi izinkulumo ezinkulu eziningi ukuhamba phakathi kwabantu: "Isihloko zomgunyathi"; "Kwangathi uhlala ngomholo owodwa."

Akekho okufanele ngokuthi amafilimu, okuyinto ithathwe eBhayibhelini lezi imishwana, ngakho ngokuqinile zihlobana ezimpilweni zethu.

Izinkulumo echaza ezimpilweni zethu

Ngezinye izikhathi umuntu lesifinyetiwe, umushwana lingase lichaze lonke engenangqondo ukuthi isimo siyini, ukwenza kucace ukuthi eyayenziwe ulele inkinga, futhi akukubi kangako. Ungakwazi nje ehleka bese ukhohlwa ngayo.

Kuyefana nasendleleni imibuzo zokuziphatha. Nalapha futhi, in a Ngamafuphi, ungazwakalisa ke izici namuhla:

• "Wozani. Lala. Sawubona. "
• "S'thandwa sami, uwena best! Izolo Ngangineminyaka futhi beqiniseka ngakho. "
• "Lapho kushukumisa imbongi waya umkakhe usebuyile."
• "Yondla le Motherland - ukuphumula phesheya."

Vele ezihlekisayo imishwana

Manje kukhona amaqoqo wonke amazwi anjengokuthi, aphorisms, ezihlekisayo izinkulumo. Basuke ufunde ngabantu nge ezinhle namancoko Samoironichnye ukwazi hlola inshokutsi ezijulile, elicwengisiswe lo mqondo futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo ujabulele inkimbinkimbi umusho esihle.

Kukhona uhlobo oluthile abantu abangekho khulula futhi kulula nokuzwakala kunoma iyiphi indawo kanye nomphakathi. Ziyakwazi umphefumulo inkampani, futhi uthele ezilula, aphorisms, ezihlekisayo imishwana namazwi. Lezi Jokers njalo endaweni Uzonikezwa ihlaya, ukukloloda, ngisho anecdote piquant. Lezi abantu yokudala zizalwa ngezinye izikhathi ezinjalo amagugu ezingalindelekile kakhulu kangakanani ukubonakaliswa okunjalo engenangqondo amabinzana, okuyinto bazokujabulela iyiphi satirist futhi humorist. Nabo ngesikhathi ukhohlwe zonke izinkinga zansuku zonke futhi bangene ezinkathazweni. Ngo umlomo wanoma yimuphi merry ihlaya kubonakala esivelele amahlaya, benza behleka igama ngalinye.

• "Akuyona yonke into emhlabeni okuthengiswa ngemali ... Kunento kungenzeka mahhala!"
• "Yiba yasekuqaleni - musa ukufunda emaphutheni abanye. Dala iqoqo lakho! "
• "Drunk futhi odidekile injongo ekuphileni kwakhe, enza kwesibindi esikhundleni somuthi."

One Day

• "Ukuthula kayikuza lapho ememeza" Udumo Russia! " noma "Udumo Ukraine!", kodwa lapho bethi, "Ngiyabonga Nkulunkulu. '"
• "" Mana njalo enkantolo yethu, inkantolo kakhulu ezivamile emhlabeni! " - wacabanga Vasilyev, kokushiya inkantolo "

Kuyaqondakala ukuthi kungani uyathandwa phakathi abantu abafana le nkulumo - akunakwenzeka ukuba sina njalo, ngezinye izikhathi udinga nje ukuba hleka kumnandi.